1. Women are like..... Coffee.
The best ones smells nice, sweet with abit of sourness, and can give you a boost in the morning
2. Women are like..... Commercials.
You wish they dun exists sometimes but just can't avoid them.
3. Women are like..... Computers.
You always got to figure out which button to press and just hangs on you every now and then.
4. Women are like... .Coolers.
They are only good as long as you fill em up.
5. Women are like..... Copiers.
Give them a story and you'll find it all over the office the next day.
6. Women are like......Bananas.
They start off green and nice, then they become ripe for the plucking, but if you just leave them there, the whole bunch will just start to rot and sag from the trees.
7. Women are like.... .Bank Accounts.
Without a lot of interest, they are a bad investment.
8. Women are like..... Bike helmets.
They give you a headache if you wear one for too long.
9. Women are like.....Snowstorms.
They are the one of the reasons why you need to plough the yard.
10. Women are like.....Used Cars.
The older ones gives you more problems and needs a new paint job.
11. Women are like.....Vacations.
They take too long to come.
12. Women are like..... Government bonds.
Put your money in them and it'll be a long time before you'll see any of it again.
13. Women are like.....High heels.
They're give you a foot ache if you bring them shopping.
14. Women are like.....Horoscopes.
They cannot be explained by science.
15. Women are like.....Weather.
They dun usually behave the way you wish they would.
16. Women are like..... Blenders.
They only mix things up.
17. Women are like..... Cement.
They are warm to touch at first, but they turn cold and hard after a while.
18. Women are like..... Chocolate Bars.
They are hard to brush off after you have eaten them.
19. Women are like..... Curling irons.
They take sometime to warmup.
20. Women are like.....Lawn Mowers.
They just generate too much noise.
21. Women are like....Lava lamps.
They are only good for decorations.
22. Women are like.....Mascara.
They are only good for the eyes.
23. Women are like.....Mini skirts.
They show alot, but always hide the best parts from you.
24. Women are like.....Noodles.
They'll take some seasoning to swallow.
25. Women are like.....Parking spots.
They are easier when they are horizontal.
26. Women are like.....Plungers.
They are only good for clearing the pipe.
27. Women are like.....Placemats.
They help to keep the tables clean, otherwise they are useless.
28. Women are like ....Public toilets.
You leave them when you are done with your business.
