do u read when u're in the toilet??

• renorenal

  19 Nov 05, 03:55

  There is a fact that says that if you stay in the toilet for too long spending your time shtting and reading... there is a high chance of you developing piles (haemorrhoids) as you are allowing your stool to compress towards the mucosal lining of the anus for a longer period of time...
  
  The concentration power needed to poop is diverted to the brain as you read your text, hence you "forget" to poop, so you leave the poop there for a longer time, and hence compressing onto it and loosening the smooth muscles and the elastic tissues which holds the bands of blood vessels there...
• LeftBallBigger

  19 Nov 05, 03:56

  Originally posted by renorenal:

  There is a fact that says that if you stay in the toilet for too long spending your time shtting and reading... there is a high chance of you developing piles (haemorrhoids) as you are allowing your stool to compress towards the mucosal lining of the anus for a longer period of time...
  
  The concentration power needed to poop is diverted to the brain as you read your text, hence you "forget" to poop, so you leave the poop there for a longer time, and hence compressing onto it and loosening the smooth muscles and the elastic tissues which holds the bands of blood vessels there...

  ermmm.....
  
  thanks doc
  
  
• renorenal

  19 Nov 05, 03:57

  Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:

  ermmm.....
  
  thanks doc
  
  

  ...anytime...
• LeftBallBigger

  19 Nov 05, 03:58

  Originally posted by renorenal:

  ...anytime...

  
  
  
• R3SsH|n

  19 Nov 05, 04:31

  yes...i do sh!t and read at the same time...
  however...i oso think that it is not healthy...but that is probably the only free time i have to read...
  
• dakkon_blackblade

  19 Nov 05, 10:22

  I tried it once, but didn't really like it. Felt kind of weird to me. Also, I'd rather do my business quickly and get the hell out rather than sit on the toilet bowl as if it were a real throne.
• man4422

  19 Nov 05, 12:03

  no, not me....
• Kuali Baba

  19 Nov 05, 13:43

  I rarely reading while sitting on the throne.
• dranoel maxwell

  19 Nov 05, 13:46

  originally posted by dakkon_blackblade

  I tried it once, but didn't really like it. Felt kind of weird to me. Also, I'd rather do my business quickly and get the hell out rather than sit on the toilet bowl as if it were a real throne.

  The toilet THRONE
• hyperactivechatterbox

  19 Nov 05, 14:04

  Only when I need to take a long time...
• kc_leung

  21 Nov 05, 12:03

  anti-50c bump