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50 cents jokes~!!!
A boy always asks for 50 cents from his mother. So his mother questioned the boy on why he kept asking for 50 cents.
The boy replied that his friend told him that if you eat 50 cents worth of peanuts a day you would become smarter.
Quickly his mother gave him $5. The boy asks “Why $5”, and the mother replied, “Buy 50 cents of peanut for yourself and buy peanuts for your father with the balance.”Teacher: If you had 50 cents in one pocket and you asked your Dad for another 50 cents, what would you have?
Student: 50 cents.
Teacher: You obviously donÂ’t know how to add.
Student: You obviously donÂ’t know my Dad.A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk and asked if there was a barber on the premises.
'I'm afraid not, Sir,' the clerk told him, apologetically, 'but down the hall is a special machine that should serve your purposes.'
Skeptical, but intrigued, the salesman located the appropriate machine, inserted 50 cents, stuck his head in the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later, the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his head in the mirror, which reflected the best haircut he had ever received in his life.
Down the hall was another machine with a sign that read, 'Manicures - 25 cents.'
'Why not,' thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot and pulled them out, perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a huge sign that read, 'This Machine Provides What Men Need Most When Away from Their Wives - cost 50 cents.'
The salesman was embarrassed and looked both ways. Seeing nobody around, he put in 50 cents, then with great anticipation, since he had been away from his wife for two weeks, he unzipped his pants and stuck his 'thing' into the opening.
When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out this terrible shriek of agony!!! Fifteen seconds later, it shut off. With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his 'thingy,' which now had a button sewed on the tip. -
u want to trigger the spamming ah?
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I dunno what you're talking about...........Originally posted by rainee:u want to trigger the spamming ah?
I merely share jokes with forumers, cannot?? -
Nice try....... but not funny enoughOriginally posted by Mr Fugue:I dunno what you're talking about...........
I merely share jokes with forumers, cannot??
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nice joke ~ the last one is a classic
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he miss that dude with the 50 cents photos
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it pays to be direct.........Originally posted by WiNtEr'SkiLL:nice joke ~ the last one is a classic -
duh duh
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what dude??Originally posted by WiNtEr'SkiLL:he miss that dude with the 50 cents photos
I only find those 50 cts jokes farnies mahz................ -
