About Jeasus...
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did he really marry the mary magdalene and did they really have a child?
wad about the scrolls?
are they true?
i read the book breaking the da vinci code and i m not sure wheather the book is entirely true
plz guide me
thx
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lol
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Read the Bible.Originally posted by 585986:did he really marry the mary magdalene and did they really have a child?
wad about the scrolls?
are they true?
i read the book breaking the da vinci code and i m not sure wheather the book is entirely true
plz guide me
thx -
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with the amount of trash he posts in bar , i think the bible cannot stand himOriginally posted by Temptations:Read the Bible. -
who is Jeasus?
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Yea his wife was mary and he had a child
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u mean he needs an exorcism??Originally posted by SMAPLionHeart:with the amount of trash he posts in bar , i think the bible cannot stand him -
nope he doesn't need exorcism , waste the effort of the priest/pastor only..Originally posted by Temptations:u mean he needs an exorcism??
what he needs to do is this
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yeah, i would like to point out, its jesus btw..Originally posted by FireIce:who is Jeasus? -
Originally posted by SMAPLionHeart:nope he doesn't need exorcism , waste the effort of the priest/pastor only..
what he needs to do is this
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plz tell me........
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lol...
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its Jesus for Christ's sakeOriginally posted by 585986:did he really marry the mary magdalene and did they really have a child?
wad about the scrolls?
are they true?
i read the book breaking the da vinci code and i m not sure wheather the book is entirely true
plz guide me
thx
i wonder why american like to use Jesus name in quotes like Christ's sake
movies also have
i read it also and its really a good book...tell u all abt jesus..Originally posted by 585986:did he really marry the mary magdalene and did they really have a child?
wad about the scrolls?
are they true?
i read the book breaking the da vinci code and i m not sure wheather the book is entirely true
plz guide me
thx -
mary madagalene?
shady, is that u? -
I dun think jeasus did what u said but Jesus did...... u can always take up bible class to confirm that.Originally posted by 585986:did he really marry the mary magdalene and did they really have a child?
wad about the scrolls?
are they true?
i read the book breaking the da vinci code and i m not sure wheather the book is entirely true
plz guide me
thx -
here come King Targa Version..Originally posted by targa2:Jesus and Satan were childhood playmate and they both fell for mary magdelene at the same time. So one day Mary offered Jesus an apple and Jesus ate it. Adam found out and was furious, he banished Jesus to damnation.
So jesus was sent to hell. And Satan was praised for not giving in to temptations, and Adam made him god.
But bad things always happen. mary couldnt forget Jesus, so he went down to hell to find him. Little did she know, she was not build for hell. As soon as she went down, she was engulfed in flame and died of 3rd degree burns. Jesus was devastated. He flew, yes flew, to heaven and rewrote the Book of Destiny. He reversed his role with Satan.
This was what happened. I was there.
New bible on the shelves... lol.. lol... -
oh mighty one... can u tell me now, wad were you when you saw it happen?? that withered fig tree by the way side?Originally posted by targa2:Jesus and Satan were childhood playmate and they both fell for mary magdelene at the same time. So one day Mary offered Jesus an apple and Jesus ate it. Adam found out and was furious, he banished Jesus to damnation.
So jesus was sent to hell. And Satan was praised for not giving in to temptations, and Adam made him god.
But bad things always happen. mary couldnt forget Jesus, so he went down to hell to find him. Little did she know, she was not build for hell. As soon as she went down, she was engulfed in flame and died of 3rd degree burns. Jesus was devastated. He flew, yes flew, to heaven and rewrote the Book of Destiny. He reversed his role with Satan.
This was what happened. I was there.