anY1 noe wat 2 do if u saw a ghost?
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take photo then if u survive send it for verification to get a COA. Then sell it on ebay.
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Call Ghostbusters?
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What to do if you saw a ghost?
FireIce : Please join and get a premier membership
Jason : Please advertise here for $350 a month
Fugue : Please let me read your life chart and give me a dzi bead
munnabhai mbbs : Please support AR Rahman and dzi beads
Dilip Kumar : do you have a brother?
aniyaseo : are you a chinese?
ochriso : Do you want to star in my apprentice show in the underworld?
rezki prata stall : please take these samples of my prata to the netherworld
bollywood beng : do you like to pump up the bhangra? -
shadowlunar : haha wt.f
Simple_Bear : i am shy lah
Stellazio : Close and ban the ghost +1 -
LazerLordz : Come & join our SAF forum please! are you a SAF soldier last time? im sure the military has conducted a proper funeral for you..
The Hobbit : wtf
Gordonator : maybe he's smaplionheart ghost
borntolive : were you a chiobu in your previous lifetime ? let me post your pictures in Bar
Mark Teo : What do you all do in hell ? why does hell exist ? what is hell?
why do you all call hell hell? why are you a ghost ? how are you a ghost? -
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Over.
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Shld I be happy tt I am in the list?...Originally posted by SMAPLionHeart:Simple_Bear : i am shy lah -
Call SPI or API lah
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of courseOriginally posted by Simple_Bear:Shld I be happy tt I am in the list?... -
Originally posted by SMAPLionHeart:of course
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y can't i assume the ghost is goin to b a he?Originally posted by JennTS:why do your automaticly assume the ghost is going to be a 'he'?
its juz a small thing rite?
if its a she juz make it a 'her' dats all... -
Juz ignore and act as if u nver seen it. Hmm... Remember to go temple after that haha.
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ask it for numbersOriginally posted by woleile:jus wondering wat 2 do if i saw one.... -
Run for your life.
If it give chase,give it a Ong Bak knee to the skull. -
then call it by name ghostionheartOriginally posted by SMAPLionHeart:Ask him to join my clone factory -
I'll ask him if he has a valid VISA. If not, I shall spare him some coins to take the MRT to the Immigrations Building at LavenderOriginally posted by ndmmxiaomayi:Scream like nobody's business like in the movies.
Anyway, I will be too curious to scream. I will be asking a lot of questions.
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Lee Hsien Loong: "Please Vote for me in the coming General Elections"
Lee Kuan Yew: "Are u a foreign Talent? "
Hangman who hung the Aussie Drug trafficker: " ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Ang Mor QUEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Goh Chok Tong: "Please join us at http://www.pap.org.sg/abt_join.shtml "
An NSF Corporal: "OEI!!!! Just because u are have a green face means u can report sick! Drop 60! Drop 60! Drop 60!!!!! "
Chiam See Tong: "Pssssssst! Potong Pasir is not a good haunting ground! How about trying Tanjong Pagar? Or Marine Parade? "
Chee Soon Juan: "WHAT?!!! U are allowed only 1 month's break every year? This is an OUTRAGE!!!! Show urself Yen Luo Wang!!!! What is this rubbish?! It is an INSULT to inhuman (ghost mah ) RIGHTS!!!!!!!!! DOWN WITH THE HELL CABINET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Joycelin Yeo: " Having 40 pieces of Kim Chua isn't the same as having 40 Gold Medals u know?"
Tharman SHANMUGARATNAM : " No, I wun reduce the standards of the education system,even after u had convinced me that u studied to death!"
Wong Kan Seng: " It's WONG KAN SENG!!!!!!!!! Not WONG CAN'T SING!!!!!!
damn! Even a GHOST can't get my name right! "
Tan Ah Teck: " This reminds me of a story........ "
Pierre Png: " Mei Ren Yu!!!!! Look at that pale faced uncle!!!!!!"
Phua Chu Kang: " Eh, u want me to help u renovate ur Paper House anot? U Order Paper Parquet tiles, I throw in a set of Paper Marble toilet bowl, free of charge ar! Dun Play Play!!! PCK Private Limited, best in Singapore and Ha-des (Hell) and some say Heaven!!!!
Jade Emperor: " U have to wait ur turn, ghost! PCK is still renovating the celestial Palace!"
King Kong and Ah Boon: " Eh, boss ar! How come Mr. Ghost looks so white? He ate too much Tau Huay is it??? " -
See a ghost... and what will I do.. ah ?
I like to relate a episode of an incident that happened to me... I did not see a ghost, but worst ... ah
Last Year, few months before that Tsunami hit Phuket, thailand.
I was staying at a F@ckup hotel, Burasari.. or something like that. That hotel is mosquito invested, and some of the waiters are racist as hell. Ang Mo are King there.
Anyway.. I got a room on the second level. ( supposed to be a seaview, when we reserved it, But they give it to give the Ang mo). All the two days there were knocking on the walls. ( My room was next to fire staircase) I did not give it much of a thought.
This is hilarious..on the third night, around 3am> I was awakened by my own Vibrating Bed !!, the vibration was at least 9 on the ritcher scale. My pillows and TY controller was dancing about. All I could do is enjoying the massage, couldn't move....
Now .. when on my mind then was ... WTF... Oh shit.. Gan ni na.. Chi bye.. I took a deep breathe and jumped out of the bed.. everything stopped. The bed was in disaray. I quickly on the lights and sped out of the room .. like speedy Gonzalus.. woke my sis in the other room and slept there later.
WTF... BTW I did not tell my family.. and my sis actually went into my room to watch some DVD, which my room had, while I went for a fishing trip.
At the airport, I related the incident to my family.. and Kanna f@ck by my sis - for not informing her.....
Mobydog