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okay i'll start with mine.
Did you hear about the Australian Capt.. and his British FO who arrived at the pearly gates ? St Peter processed them in and told them to go to the next room along and pick up their clocks. "Clocks ?" asked the FO - "Yes, you get a nice carriage clock as a souvenir of your time on Earth" replied St Peter. So they go into the clock room, and the FO picks up the clock with his name on it, which has stopped at the time he died. He notices that other clocks are still going, and the hands on some occasionally jump 15 minutes at a time. He asks St Peter why, and is told a little known fact, that when someone masturbates, it actually takes 15 minutes off their life so the hands of the clock move round accordingly. The Capt. is having a hard time locating his clock when St. Peter slaps his head and says "I'm sorry, I should have told you we keep Australian's clocks in a different room - we find they make excellent ceiling fans.." -
name two elements that clash with each other:
fireice 
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another one.
A young and stupid pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies.
So, this one time he was approaching a field during the night time.
Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said: "Guess who?"
The controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess where!" -
Originally posted by Mr Fugue:name two elements that clash with each other: fireice
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now you should know why that nick is an inauspicious name.Originally posted by iwillsurvive: -
Name me some musical composition which preaches about destiny.
it's a even bigger clash -
Faye Wong's Liu2 Nian2 (Current Year's Luck)Originally posted by SMAPLionHeart:Name me some musical composition which preaches about destiny.
it's a even bigger clash
about destiny and fate, mentions about stars in zi wei dou shu.
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why does it burn when it is INflammable?
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what eggplant has no eggs??
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