Joke Of The Day: chinese style...hahahah
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Joke Of The Day:
Cantonese Menu...
SUC MI PAGODA
Cuntonese Cuisine
6969 Fellation Blvd.
Escondildo, CA 12698
281-6969
That's "Two ate one - Sixty-nine, Sixty-nine"
PORKING IN THE REAR
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A LA CARTE
$2.69 each
CUM DROP SOUP
Fresh Every 2.7 Days
PEE YU PLATTER
Clothes Pins Extra
HOO FLUNG POO
Napkins & Raincoats Provided
SUC SUM TIT
Children's Special
YUNG POON TANG
No Take Out Orders Accepted
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LUNCHEON SPECIALS
1. SUM YUNG CHICK..........$6.99
Different and Delicious
2. WON HUNG LO..............$6.99
Chinese Meatballs
3. SUM DUM FUC..............$9.69
Same - #1 But With Extra Sauce
4. CHU SUM TWAT............$16.99
Dinner - Parties Of 3 Or More
5. SUC MI PORK..............$9.69 Chef's Special
FUC YU MAN...............$6.69
Specialty Of The House
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DINNER COMBINATIONS
1. GOO IN HAND...........$9.69
For Those Dining Alone
2. GOO WEE CHICK.........$6.99
Sloppy Seconds - No Charge
3. CUM TU SOON...........$6.99
Order Early - These Go Fast
4. SUC MI WANG...........$6.99
Traditional Chinese Meatloaf
5. SUM DUM CHICK.........$4.99
You Get What You Pay For
6. FUC MEI SLO...........$6.69
Not Available After 10PM
7. LIK MI CLIT...........$6.99
A Delicious Lick Smacking Oriental Delicacy
8. CHO KON IT............$9.99
Not For The Light Throated
9. FUC SUM NOW...........$6.99
For Those In A Hurry
10. WAI TU YUNG..........$4.99
Not Available On School Nights -
eveyone post your own new jokes as well on this thread....
enjoy
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Toke Some Bong...
Thirty Four Fifty...
You seem like nice guy...
Be a man! Do the right thing! -
Originally posted by renorenal:Toke Some Bong...
Thirty Four Fifty...
You seem like nice guy...
Be a man! Do the right thing! -
Hoi! Confucius say, you go to jail, bad boy!
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all also not funny de
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Hey! Hey!
Your mama's sooooooo fat...
Thaaaaaaaaaaat when she jump for choy.......
Sheeee... got stuck...
Ok that's it, thank you... -
lol..the joke i catch no ball..and wheres the funny part?
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This is a joke right???? If it is 'just ' a joke, it is ok.
FYI, i worked in Chinese Restuarant in US. Dont try to fool people.
----------------------------------------Originally posted by hairymonster83:Joke Of The Day:
Cantonese Menu...
SUC MI PAGODA
Cuntonese Cuisine
6969 Fellation Blvd.
Escondildo, CA 12698
281-6969
That's "Two ate one - Sixty-nine, Sixty-nine"
PORKING IN THE REAR
________________________________________
A LA CARTE
$2.69 each
CUM DROP SOUP
Fresh Every 2.7 Days
PEE YU PLATTER
Clothes Pins Extra
HOO FLUNG POO
Napkins & Raincoats Provided
SUC SUM TIT
Children's Special
YUNG POON TANG
No Take Out Orders Accepted
________________________________________
LUNCHEON SPECIALS
1. SUM YUNG CHICK..........$6.99
Different and Delicious
2. WON HUNG LO..............$6.99
Chinese Meatballs
3. SUM DUM FUC..............$9.69
Same - #1 But With Extra Sauce
4. CHU SUM TWAT............$16.99
Dinner - Parties Of 3 Or More
5. SUC MI PORK..............$9.69 Chef's Special
FUC YU MAN...............$6.69
Specialty Of The House
________________________________________
DINNER COMBINATIONS
1. GOO IN HAND...........$9.69
For Those Dining Alone
2. GOO WEE CHICK.........$6.99
Sloppy Seconds - No Charge
3. CUM TU SOON...........$6.99
Order Early - These Go Fast
4. SUC MI WANG...........$6.99
Traditional Chinese Meatloaf
5. SUM DUM CHICK.........$4.99
You Get What You Pay For
6. FUC MEI SLO...........$6.69
Not Available After 10PM
7. LIK MI CLIT...........$6.99
A Delicious Lick Smacking Oriental Delicacy
8. CHO KON IT............$9.99
Not For The Light Throated
9. FUC SUM NOW...........$6.99
For Those In A Hurry
10. WAI TU YUNG..........$4.99
Not Available On School Nights -
Poon cho tang?Originally posted by hairymonster83:YUNG POON TANG
No Take Out Orders Accepted
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Originally posted by ceecookie:Poon cho tang? walau eh... lidat also can?
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noooooooooooooooooooooOriginally posted by renorenal:Toke Some Bong...
Thirty Four Fifty...
You seem like nice guy...
Be a man! Do the right thing!
today i sell you thirty dollars, tomorrow i close down!
maybe u save 50 cent here then you go somewhere else save another 50 cent then you go to the dollar store and you buy something! -
Originally posted by HENG@:nooooooooooooooooooooo
today i sell you thirty dollars, tomorrow i close down!
maybe u save 50 cent here then you go somewhere else save another 50 cent then you go to the dollar store and you buy something! -
More like good ole Viet if you ask me.
Phuc Mee Goode
Don Phuc Er
I am a regular at Phuc Deli at Queen St Mall, Brisbane! -
great joke hairymonster83, i can't stop laughing. Originally posted by hairymonster83:Joke Of The Day:
Cantonese Menu...
SUC MI PAGODA
Cuntonese Cuisine
6969 Fellation Blvd.
Escondildo, CA 12698
281-6969
That's "Two ate one - Sixty-nine, Sixty-nine"
PORKING IN THE REAR
________________________________________
A LA CARTE
$2.69 each
CUM DROP SOUP
Fresh Every 2.7 Days
PEE YU PLATTER
Clothes Pins Extra
HOO FLUNG POO
Napkins & Raincoats Provided
SUC SUM TIT
Children's Special
YUNG POON TANG
No Take Out Orders Accepted
________________________________________
LUNCHEON SPECIALS
1. SUM YUNG CHICK..........$6.99
Different and Delicious
2. WON HUNG LO..............$6.99
Chinese Meatballs
3. SUM DUM FUC..............$9.69
Same - #1 But With Extra Sauce
4. CHU SUM TWAT............$16.99
Dinner - Parties Of 3 Or More
5. SUC MI PORK..............$9.69 Chef's Special
FUC YU MAN...............$6.69
Specialty Of The House
________________________________________
DINNER COMBINATIONS
1. GOO IN HAND...........$9.69
For Those Dining Alone
2. GOO WEE CHICK.........$6.99
Sloppy Seconds - No Charge
3. CUM TU SOON...........$6.99
Order Early - These Go Fast
4. SUC MI WANG...........$6.99
Traditional Chinese Meatloaf
5. SUM DUM CHICK.........$4.99
You Get What You Pay For
6. FUC MEI SLO...........$6.69
Not Available After 10PM
7. LIK MI CLIT...........$6.99
A Delicious Lick Smacking Oriental Delicacy
8. CHO KON IT............$9.99
Not For The Light Throated
9. FUC SUM NOW...........$6.99
For Those In A Hurry
10. WAI TU YUNG..........$4.99
Not Available On School Nights -
lol no one's trying to fool anybody, you're too dumb to realise that.Originally posted by Sky2D2:This is a joke right???? If it is 'just ' a joke, it is ok.
FYI, i worked in Chinese Restuarant in US. Dont try to fool people.
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it was a play on vulgar words spelled such that they 'sound' like chinese words (as it appears to nonchinese people). since chinese are concentrated(perceived to be) in restaurants overseas in white nations, chinese restaurant menu was chosen for the joke.
got it now?