NKF Christmas Song
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haha...funny...
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Silent Trial (sung to the tune of Silent Night )
Silent Trial....
Bias Trial.....
Siam NS,
no DB (Detention Barracks )
Bugger,
he is a
world class pianist.
Pay 5K
the gahmen sua sua kee (let it be )
si beh not fair, to us sia
si-beh not fair, to us sia....
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Election is coming to town ( sung to the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town)
U better vote now,
u better vote fast,
u better vote US I'm telling u why...
Election is coming, to town!
We're doing upgradings,
for ur crumy old flats
Gonna find out
Who's voting for us!
Election is coming, to town!
we know when you're bootlicking
we know when you complain
we know when you need Buangkok station,
So vote us for goodness sake!
You better vote us
and not Chee Soon Juan,
You better vote fast
I'm telling you why
Election is coming to town!
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Durai the wealthy con man (tune of Rudolf the Red nosed Reindeer)
Durai, the wealthy Con Man,
had a very big paycheck
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it's Cr_ap
all of the Singaporeans
used to call and give money
they never part with their cash
unless an actor bleeds (remember those NKF shows? )
then one F**ED - up evening
Mrs Goh she came to say:
"Durai with your pay so low
won't you say IT'S JUST PEANUTS? "
then how the donors curse him
as they shouted vulgarities
"Durai, the wealthy Con Man,
you've cheated our money."
How could you sack me right now,
when only yesterday you raised my pay?
Well all of the other PAP-pie men,
well they sure did feel ashamed,
"Durai you know we're sorry,
we're truly gonna replace u" -
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Originally posted by markzz:Silent Trial (sung to the tune of Silent Night )
Silent Trial....
Bias Trial.....
Siam NS,
no DB (Detention Barracks )
Bugger,
he is a
world class pianist.
Pay 5K
the gahmen sua sua kee (let it be )
si beh not fair, to us sia
si-beh not fair, to us sia....
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Election is coming to town ( sung to the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town)
U better vote now,
u better vote fast,
u better vote US I'm telling u why...
Election is coming, to town!
We're doing upgradings,
for ur crumy old flats
Gonna find out
Who's voting for us!
Election is coming, to town!
we know when you're bootlicking
we know when you complain
we know when you need Buangkok station,
So vote us for goodness sake!
You better vote us
and not Chee Soon Juan,
You better vote fast
I'm telling you why
Election is coming to town!
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Durai the wealthy con man (tune of Rudolf the Red nosed Reindeer)
Durai, the wealthy Con Man,
had a very big paycheck
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it's Cr_ap
all of the Singaporeans
used to call and give money
they never part with their cash
unless an actor bleeds (remember those NKF shows? )
then one F**ED - up evening
Mrs Goh she came to say:
"Durai with your pay so low
won't you say IT'S JUST PEANUTS? "
then how the donors curse him
as they shouted vulgarities
"Durai, the wealthy Con Man,
you've cheated our money."
How could you sack me right now,
when only yesterday you raised my pay?
Well all of the other PAP-pie men,
well they sure did feel ashamed,
"Durai you know we're sorry,
we're truly gonna replace u" -
wonder wad's Durai up to these days...
Soaking in his Golden Taps Bathtub?
or Just munching on peanuts? -
Hiding in his bathroom, having bullets flying through the golden tap occasionally, tearing up money notes for fun, receiving letters of flaming, banging his head on the wall. Yea thats about allOriginally posted by markzz:wonder wad's Durai up to these days...
Soaking in his Golden Taps Bathtub?
or Just munching on peanuts? -
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stop acting sarcastic la pork.Originally posted by SGpork: -
Originally posted by kingofbeholder:you better be honor.. this page had spend few peanut to hire pro to set up for you.