You Know you ARE Singaporean when
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discover new technologies and invent new things...
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you think getting a bar of chocolate here for $1.50 is expensive when the same damned bar of chocolate costs you 2 euros somewhere else.
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my parents told me
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you are not doing things against the law by following the rules. -
u dont wanna stay in singapore when u grow up
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u kao bei kao bu when u are about to enlist for NS.
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when you queue without even knowing what you queueing for
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when u dont complain buying a $1 million semi-d but complain when the price of chicken rice at the hawker centre is now $3.
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when u want ppl to stand away and not block ur path when u carry things...u will say in Hokkien 'Sio Ah' (hot ah) when in actual fact u holding a few cans of ice cold coca cola!
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you get ostracised for having a 'different' ambition.
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When the MRT arrives, it becomes a rugby match..
PS : To the aunties and OLs out there, please dun shove ya handbag into my ass.. I know it's cute, just tell me if ya wanna touch it... -
When your SEA games medals and scaling of Mount Everest are done by imports who become Singaporeans later..
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When u spray foam and whatever you call that during x'mas and NYE countdown in orchard road
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when carrying cold drinks, I say "siam ah, LENG ar! "Originally posted by NT2:when u want ppl to stand away and not block ur path when u carry things...u will say in Hokkien 'Sio Ah' (hot ah) when in actual fact u holding a few cans of ice cold coca cola!
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must promote good Hokkien wad! -
It's alright to pay $30 000 plus for a piece of paper.....
But you rant and scream if kopi is $2. -
after reading this thread (ok... i admit im skiving now) i really have to thank God n Goddess dat im not a true blue (or rather pink cos we hold pink IC) singaporean...
and thank God n Goddess dat i can still choose to go back Taiwan/China or stay here... -
you fight back against your business competitors with ridiculous tactics
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when u get together and complain, argue with each other, use singlish, throw rubbish when there is rubbish bin near u.
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Talk to other Singaporeans overseas using Singlish.
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the new 5 C's
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u are able to jay walk even on the busier streets, eg: north bridge road.
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Insist on having chili for everything
I was called a typical Singaporean when i insisted on having chili sauce on my whipped potato -
What not say Cantonment Road?Originally posted by Gordonator:u are able to jay walk even on the busier streets, eg: north bridge road. 
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because everytime make noise
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T-shirt, shorts and slippers gets u everywhere.