The year 2005 was the year after 2003, and is widely regarded as a bad idea. The legislation was created in the year 666 by the congress, with considerable backing from the president at the time Satan. Scholars looking back on this have hypothesized that he was not, in fact, acting in the best interests of the United States of Cheese.
2005: State of the Union address delivered by new Japanese Overlord Reggie Fils-Aime after the Nintendo Revolution saw the overthrow of the Bush Administration.
2005: Ozzy Osbourne born
2005 will be the year your mate will throw Diet Coke with lime at you
2005 will be the year that both Bill Clinton and George W. Bush are proven as the Antichrists.
2005 is the date of the last known event in the fictional Wikipedia universe, thus making it that universe's "present".
2005 is the year that comes 94026 years before 96031
2005 is said to be the year when refrigerators grow legs and walk out of houses.
2005 is also a number which was rejected by mathematics as being too large to count up to, yet too small to describe money.
2005 is the year that you realised "I AM OLD!!!"
2005 is a great way to pick up chicks.
2005 was the year the pope finally boarded the mothership and headed back to planet melmac.
2005 was the year McDonald's decided drive-thru ordering could be outsourced to China.
2005 was the time Toby Keith realized he was God.
2005 was the year IBM bought the 4th grade and renamed it "The Rubin Social Experiment"
2005 was the year Uncyclopedia outgrew Microsoft... in terms of the height of their average employee.
2005 was the year zippers decided to unite and walk off the job in solidarity, buttons were miffed.
2005 was the year that the magical wisdom of krun was decided to be extra tasty.
2005 was the year French Toast lead a revolution against the ever oppressive Maple Syrup.
2005 was the year Ninja Chickens invaded China.
2005 was the year Robotjesus started selling Christianity to computers.
2005 was the year physicists working on the Theory of everything discovered Egotrons which were found in dark matter particles.
2005 was the year Jimmie Johnson won his 47th consecutive Coca-Cola 600 victory.
2005 was the year Michael Jackson's Shamone: the Musical is released.
2005 was the year NASA and Google Expand gmail all over the world infecting everybody .
2005 was the year NARM was created.
2005 was the year when Tupac was resurrected and released his album Straight Outta Death.
2005 was the year the Ha ha Quaker arrived from the demon-infested planet of Mars in order to spread peace, love and extremely sturdy dental wear to the unhappy people of the internets.
2005 was the year predicted to make Pop Tarts cooler then Toaster Strudels once again!
2005 was the year in which Charles Hirschhorn was overthrown as leader of G4 forces, giving TechTV the upper hand in the G4-TechTV War.
2005 was the year that the treacherous Decepticons conquered the Autobots' home planet of Cybertron. But, from two of Cybertron's moons, the Autobots prepare to retake their planet.
2005 was the year two drunken Estonians invented the nickname Bluaghalach, thus dooming a generation of Eastern European children.
2005 is the year you are living in right now.
You know you are living in 2005 When:-1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You have not played solitaire with real cards for years.
3. You have 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they do not have an e-mail address.
6. You go home after a long day at work and you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home and you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
8. You have sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10. You learnt about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss does not have the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up in your driveway and use your cell phone to see if any one is at home.
13. Every commercial on TV has a website at the bottom the screen.
14. Leaving the house without your mobile phone (Which you didn't have the first 20, 30 or 60 years of your life) is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
16. You get up in the morning and go on line in order to get your coffee.
17. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

18. You are reading this, nodding, and laughing.
19. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
20. You are too busy to notice that there is no number 9 on this list.
21. You actually looked at the list to confirm there is no number 9.