Personality Test (Good One)
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Analyze me quite thoroughly.
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you are a realist.
you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.
you are insecure or are living through a period of major change.
You are a good listener.
You have a poor sex life.
Lame... but good to laff at... Thanks... -
here's a similar test, from the book kokology 2 (some may have read before):
The Stolen Berries
Everyone likes a nice person, and most of us try to be good in our own lives. Why is it, then, that there are so few people in the world who are good all the time? As hard as you may try, there are always those rotten days and moments of weakness where it just feels better to be bad. Whether that takes the form of driving too fast on the highway, cheating on a test, or “liberating” a box of pens from the office, we’ve all done things we can’t be proud of or justify. The key to becoming a truly good person is in that you’re not perfect, not in trying to act like a saint while the devil on your shoulder whispers in your ear. We all succumb to temptation sometimes. But in the next scenario you might just get caught…
1. On a stroll through the countryside, you come across a field of delicious-looking strawberries. Your stomach starts to rumble, and thereÂ’s no one else around. Only a fence stands between you and a free lunch. How high is the fence?
2. You sneak into the garden and begin to help yourself to the fruit. How many berries do you eat?
3. Suddenly the farmer whose berries youÂ’re stealing appears out of nowhere and starts yelling at you. What do you say in your own defense?
4. After all is said and done, how did the berries taste? And looking back, how did you feel after your berry-stealing adventure was over?
Key to the Stolen Berries
Strawberries—seductively juicy and red—are a common symbol of sexual attraction and desire. The way you envisioned this scenario helps us to understand your attitude toward forbidden romance and stolen love.
1. The height of the fence you imagined around the field is a measure of your own level of self-control and resistance to sexual temptation. The higher the fence, the greater your own defense. People who imagined a total enclosure exercise admirable restraint. Those of you who said it was only a string tied around some beanpoles at about knee height run a higher than average risk of getting burned by the flames of love.
2. The number of berries you said you would steal is the number of people you can believe yourself in love (or lust) with at any given time. If you said youÂ’d quite after eating just one, youÂ’re likely to be faithful in your own love life as well (or at least a devoted serial monogamist). Those of you who got into the double digits may need to think seriously about applying the brakes on your libido. Nobody can keep that pace up forever.
3. The excuse you made to the farmer represent the way youÂ’d defend yourself if you got caught having an affair. What was your excuse?
“I’m so sorry. I promise I’ll never do it again.” Sometimes a full confession and a promise to behave is the best way to get yourself off the hook.
“They looked so good, I just couldn’t help myself.” Well, actually you did help yourself—to somebody else’s berries. But honesty is the best policy. After all, it worked for George Washington, didn’t it? If you keep it up, maybe someday you could be president, too.
“Hey those berries were great! Do you mind if I have a couple more?” Farmers have shotguns. Spouses have lawyers. Fortunately you still have a chance to reconsider your choice of words.
4. The way you described the experience and the taste of the berries gives an indication of how you imagine yourself feeling when looking back on a past affair.
“Actually, they didn’t taste as good as they looked. The whole thing wasn’t really worth the effort.” All too true for most affairs. Chalk it up to experience and put it behind you.
“So sweet! So juicy and delicious! I’ve never tasted anything like it!” Uh, let’s just say you’re addicted to love.
“The berries were nothing special, but all in all it was kind of fun.” Statistically speaking, you’re in the high-risk group for repeat offenders. -
i drew almost finish it hunged.
Toward the middle of the frame, you are a realist. Facing front, you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions. With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful. With less than 4 legs, you are insecure or are living through a period of major change. The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. You are a good listener. The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have no sex life. -
Toward the middle of the frame, you are a realist. (True)
Facing front, you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions. (True)
With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful. (True)
With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals. (False)
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. You are a good listener. (True)
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have a good sex life. (False)
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1. The height of the fence you imagined around the field is a measure of your own level of self-control and resistance to sexual temptation. The higher the fence, the greater your own defense. People who imagined a total enclosure exercise admirable restraint. Those of you who said it was only a string tied around some beanpoles at about knee height run a higher than average risk of getting burned by the flames of love.
(Waist Level, not true)
2. The number of berries you said you would steal is the number of people you can believe yourself in love (or lust) with at any given time. If you said youÂ’d quite after eating just one, youÂ’re likely to be faithful in your own love life as well (or at least a devoted serial monogamist). Those of you who got into the double digits may need to think seriously about applying the brakes on your libido. Nobody can keep that pace up forever.
(As much as possible, also not true)
3. The excuse you made to the farmer represent the way youÂ’d defend yourself if you got caught having an affair. What was your excuse?
“I’m so sorry. I promise I’ll never do it again.” Sometimes a full confession and a promise to behave is the best way to get yourself off the hook.
(True)
4. The way you described the experience and the taste of the berries gives an indication of how you imagine yourself feeling when looking back on a past affair.
“So sweet! So juicy and delicious! I’ve never tasted anything like it!” Uh, let’s just say you’re addicted to love.
(Not true also)
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To be most accurate, select the answer that you can best identify with, not
one which you think would be right.
1. You're walking down a path. What do you see all around you?
A. A deep, dark forest. The trees are so thick that only a bit of sky shows
through.
B. A cornfield. It stretches as far as you can see, under a bright-blue
sky.
C. Green rolling hills, dotted with trees. Beyond them you can almost see
mountains.
2. You spot an object by your feet. What is it?
A. A mirror
B. A ring
C. A bottle.
3. Do you pick it up?
A. Yes.
B. No.
4. Continuing along the path, you come across some water. What form is the
water in?
A. A cool, clear, serene lake.
B. A crashing waterfall.
C. A babbling brook.
5. You see a key in the water and reach down to pick it up. What does it
look like?
A. A simple house key.
B. A fancy antique key.
C. A small padlock key.
6. As you walk farther along the path, you come to a house. What kind of
house is it?
A. Hollywood-style mansion.
B. A cottage with a well-tended lawn.
C. A beautiful castle in ruins.
7. What do you do?
A. Look in the window.
B. Go inside.
C. Walk on.
8. Suddenly, something jumps out and scares at you. What is it?
A. A bear
B. A wizard.
C. A troll.
9. You run down the path until you reach a wall with a door in it. You peek
through the keyhole. What's on the other side?
A. The lush gardens of an awesome house.
B. A pond in the middle of the desert.
C. A sandy beach with crashing waves.
Question 1 shows your attitude toward life
A. If you chose the forest, you're deep, quiet.People find you incredibly interesting because you don't how show your true self right away. Pals love you because you're a good listener.
B. If you chose the cornfield, you're bright, honest and likable. You make friends easily and rarely get bummed. You've got a rep for being entertaining and fun, and you're always the center of attention.
C. If you chose the rolling hills, you're practical and down-to-earth, and you attract people with your straightforward nature. A great problem solver, you always listen to both points of view before taking a side.
Question 2 reveals what kind of boyfriend/girlfriend you're looking for
A. If you chose the mirror, you're searching for a guy/gal who shares your outlook on life. You've got a pretty good idea of what your ideal boyfriend/girlfriend is like, but you keep an open mind - the perfect guy may be someone you normally wouldn't look at twice!
B. If you chose the ring, you are a true romantic. When in a relationship, you work hard at keeping things mushy. You believe true love is forever, and although you might not admit it, you want your guy/gal care about you.
C. If you chose the bottle, you want someone who's not afraid to show his intelligence. Ambitious, hard-working guys/gals turn you on drop-dead gorgeous just isn't enough for you.
Question 3 tells how commitment-ready you are
A. If you said yes, you're dying to pick the right person.
B. If you said no, you're into playing the field for now.
Question 4 symbolizes your passion potential
A. If you chose the lake, you're not interested in having a superficial relationship. Once you meet someone you're really into, your love runs deep.
B. If you chose the waterfall, opposite sex think you're ultra sexy. You're good at turning on the charm, and loads of guys/gals lust after you.
C. If you chose the brook, you're always crushing on someone new. You're an expert flirt, and you're frequently on the move from one guy to the next.
Question 5 expresses your views on school
A. If you saw the house key, education is less important to you than the world beyond. Secretly, you may be dying to start a career and a home of your own.
B. If you saw the antique key, you consider education to be crucial. You want to work hard and want to absorb as much knowledge as you possibly can.
C. If you saw the padlock key, you may not be too into school, but you still have plenty of great ideas. You follow your intuition, so you may eventually end up in an offbeat career.
Question 6 gives clues about your ambitions
A. If you chose the mansion, you've got tons of goals. You strive to be the best at whatever you do, and you're attracted to jobs that let you express your energetic personality. Being successful makes you super psyched.
B. If you chose the cottage, you have a realistic attitude toward a future profession. Because your feet are planted firmly on the ground, you'll probably rock at whatever career you pick.
C. If you chose the castle, your career dreams could be a little unrealistic. Becoming a mega-star would be fab, but aim for something closer to home first. Otherwise, you may wind up being a little disappointed.
Question 7 shows your attitude towards success
A. If you looked through the window, you're a little afraid of failing. Taking that first step toward reaching a goal is the most intimidating to you, so don't give up before you've actually tried.
B. If you went inside, you feel confident about success. Nothing's going to stand in your way!
C. If you kept walking, success isn't a big deal for you. You're content with simple things and you'd rather be around people you love than spend your life trying to get to the top.
Question 8 reveals your worst fears
A. If you chose the bear, you worry about being able to stand on your own two feet. Independence is totally key.
B. If you chose the wizard, you're scared about things that are often beyond your control. So, to make up for it, you sometimes go on a heavy-duty power amperage.
C. If you chose the troll, you tend to obsess over how others see you. It's crucial that people like you - you're desperate to fit into the in crowd. You need to learn to trust your own judgment.
Question 9 represents your innermost self
A. If you chose the gardens, you're mature and honest. You believe in speaking your mind, and people rely on you to provide a sensible viewpoint. However, you may come across problems in the future that you'll have to solve with your heart, not your head.
B. If you chose the desert pond, you have a deep need for your own space. You're always analyzing your thoughts, and you've been known to do a disappearing act when things get tough. Sharing your feelings with someone you trust can help you feel better.
C. If you chose the beach, you are passionate about life and have strong opinions that you aren't afraid to reveal. But you're unpredictable, and you change those opinions often. Sometimes, like the ocean, you'll show your calmer side-but usually not for long!
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PLS ANSWER SINCERELY........DO NOT CHEAT.....
TEST NO. 1
THE THIRD EYE :
If you could have the third eye on your body, where would you put it on?
1) your head
2) your heart
3) your back
4) your hand
HERE IS THE ANALYSIS
1) You have no respect to your lover, instead, you often exploit him/her. As far as love is concerned, you are too QUICK. You easily fall in love with someone and leave him/her right away when you get bored.
2) Since you are scared of being cheated by the others or not wanting to be disappointed again, you, therefore seem to be contented with your unrequited love.
3) It takes you a long time and big effort before falling in love with someone. But, once you are in love, you will love him/her with all your heart, sincerely and forever
4) It is hard for you to get deeply involved with someone. Most of your relationships are just more than friends but less than lovers.
TEST NO. 2
WHAT KIND OF CHAIR DO YOU PREFER? :
Your selection of the chair can tell you the type of person you are.
1) Cloth covered
2) Leather covered
3) Wood
4) Cushioned
5) One with a built-in massager
HERE IS THE ANALYSIS :
1)You want your partner (girlfriend/boyfriend) to be together with you always, no matter when or where.
2)You want your partner (girlfriend/boyfriend) to be more open with you about himself/herself.
3)You want your partner (girlfriend/boyfriend) to take more care of his/her dress and manner.
4)You want your partner (girlfriend/boyfriend) to be a little bit more relaxed, calm and composed.
5) One with built-in massager. You want your partner (girlfriend/boyfriend) to do more for you.
The message behind the question:
A chair is for sitting on. If you choose to sit on certain chair, you have no suspicions or distrust towards it. This is the same psychology present in our relationship with the people we like. In other words, the qualities you look for in a chair are similar to the
qualities you look for in a partner.
TEST NO. 3
WHY DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?
1 9 5 0
What is your first thought when you saw the above number?
1) Year
2) Phone number
3) Money
4) Combination code in a locker room
HERE IS THE ANALYSIS :
1) You think he/she is very smart one....you love his/her brain.
2) You love his/her personality....Everything he/she does is beautiful.
3) Let's face it.....you love his/her money.
4) You love his/her appearance....you like a good looking person .
TEST NO. 4
THE CAVE YOU WANT TO VISIT....
You decided to go for a cave tour. What kind of caves do you want to visit?
1) Cave with a narrow entrance but a wide exit.
2) Cave with a same space of entrance and exit.
3) Cave with a wide entrance but a narrow exit.
HERE IS THE ANALYSIS :
The philosophy behind this test indicates how you spend your money......
1) You easily spend your money much more than what you earn.
2) You keep balance between the money you can earn and the money you spend.
3) Stingy you! Though you have earned a lot of money but you hardly spend
it off.
TEST NO. 5
WHEN WILL YOU GET MARRIED?
There is a cake with plenty of room to put many more candles on it. How many more candles do you want to put on the cake?
1) One
2) Two
3) Three or four
4) More than five
HERE IS THE ANALYSIS :
1) Wow! You seem wanting to get married as soon as possible. You may get
married at the age of 20 or right after you have finished your education.
2) You want to be married a little sooner than the other. However, you want your marriage to be agreed and pleased by the others.
3) You want to enjoy your youngster life as long as possible. So you don't want to be married too soon. You may get married when you are over 25 even you already have your steady loved one.
4) You are full of curiosity. You are curious about everything. You want to travel and accumulate your experience more and more. You want to prove yourself with the challenging work. You may enjoy your unmarried life until you are 30 or over even you have had so many lovers by then.
TEST NO. 6
A NEW PLANT....
Noticing a new plant pop up from the ground, what is your first thought?
1) Glad and want it to grow quickly.
2) Be careful. Don't step on it.
3) Oh! Will it give flowers?
4) Thank God! Many thanks to you, God, for its growth.
5) All right! No more watering!
This test indicates your attitude towards your parents....
1) You don't want your parents to interfere whatever you are doing.
2) You feel grateful to your parents for bringing you up and making you a nice person.
3) You rely on your parents so much and want them to be always close to you.
4) You have your sincere thanks to your parents.
5) You want to be self-survived as soon as possible.
The way of living life to the fullest: To be happy, not to hurt others, dun regret your decisions and able to live up to your conscience -
The Dalai Lama said read it to see if it works for you.
Just 4 questions. Do not cheat by looking up the answers. The mind is like a parachute it works best when it is opened.
This is fun to do, but you have to follow the instructions very closely. Do not cheat. MAKE A WISH BEFORE BEGINNING THE TEST!!
A Warning! Answer the questions as you go along..
There are only four questions and if you see them all before finishing you will not have honest results. Go down slowly and do each exercise as you scroll down. Don't look ahead. Get pencil and paper to write your answers as you go along. You will need it at the end. This is an honest questionnaire, which will tell you a lot about your true self.
Put the following 5 animals in the order of your preference:
a. Cow
b. Tiger
c. Sheep
d. Horse
e. Pig
Write one word that describes each one of the following:
a. Dog
b. Cat
c. Rat
d. Coffee
e. Sea
Think of someone (who also knows you and is important to you) that you can relate them to the following colors: (Please do not repeat your answer twice. Name just one person for each color.)
a. Yellow
b. Orange
c. Red
d. White
e. Green
Finally, write down your favorite number and your favorite day of the week.
Finished? Please be sure that your answers are what you REALLY feel...
last chance...
Look at the interpretations below.: But first before continuing, repeat your wish.
This will define your priorities in your life.
Cow: signifies CAREER
Tiger Signifies PRIDE
Sheep Signifies LOVE
Horse Signifies FAMILY
Pig Signifies MONEY
Your description of dog implies YOUR OWN PERSONALITY.
Your description of cat implies the personality of your partner.
Your description of rat implies the personality of your enemies.
Your description of coffee is how you interpret SEX.
Your description of the Sea implies your own life.
Yellow: Someone you will never forget.
Orange: Someone you consider your true friend.
Red: Someone that you really love.
White: Your twin soul.
Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest of your life. -
Dr. Phil's Test
(Dr. Phil scored 55 he did this test on Oprah -- she got a 38.)
Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out. Read on, this is very interesting! Don't be overly sensitive! The following is pretty accurate and it only takes about 2 minutes.
Answers are for who you are now and not who you were in the past. Have pen or pencil and paper ready. This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept. at many of the major corporations today. It helps them get better insight concerning their employees and prospective employees.
It's only 10 simple questions, so grab a pencil and paper, keep track of your letter answers.
1. When do you feel at your best?
a) in the morning
b) during the afternoon and early evening
c) late at night
2. You usually walk
a) fairly fast, with long steps
b) fairly fast, with little steps
c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face
d) less fast, head down
e) very slowly
3. When talking to people, you
a) stand with your arms folded
b ) have your hands clasped
c) have one or both your hands on your hips or in pockets
d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking
e) play with your ear, touch your chin or smooth your hair
4. When relaxing, you sit with
a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
b) your legs crossed
c) your legs stretched out or straight
d) one leg curled under you
5. When something really amuses you, you react with
a) a big appreciated laugh
b) a laugh, but not a loud one
c) a quiet chuckle
d) a sheepish smile
6. When you go to a party or social gathering, you
a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed
7. When you're working or concentrating very hard, and you're interrupted, you
a) welcome the break
b) feel extremely irritated
c) vary between these two extremes
8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
a) Red or orange
b) black
c) yellow or light blue
d) green
e) dark blue or purple
f) white
g) brown or gray
9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, you lie
a) stretched out on your back
b) stretched out face down on your stomach
c) on your side, slightly curled
d) with your head on one arm
e) with your head under the covers
10. You often dream that you are
a) falling
b) fighting or struggling
c) searching for something or somebody
d) flying or floating
e) you usually have dreamless sleep
f) your dreams are always pleasant
POINTS:
1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6
2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1
3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1
5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4
8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1
9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1
10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1
Now add up the total number of points.
OVER 60 POINTS:
Others see you as someone they should "handle with care." You're seen as vain, self-centered and one who is extremely domineering. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.
51 TO 60 POINTS:
Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality, a natural leader, one who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.
41 TO 50 POINTS:
Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.
31 TO 40 POINTS:
Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful and practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is ever broken.
21 TO 30 POINTS:
Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature.
UNDER 21 POINTS:
People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions and who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything! They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you're boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't.