What are the worse thing that could happen during V-Day?
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Took out her dentures and put into a cup to dip.. Dan walk towards u to ask if u still wanted her to blow ur recorder..
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Being beaten up by robbers n robbed unable to rescue ur gf only to be saved by her ex.
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Wa..Interesting...Let my mind think of something imaginative...
u spent months making stars and paperflowers for this girl you really like...Then on this special day u decide to pluck up all courage and give your gifts to the girl....
Then when u finally reach her home at night, instead of giving her a surprise, she gave you one x big 1 surpirise...haha...she was kissing and hugging with a guy at her blk downstairs...then all ur gifts dropped and broke into pieces, just like ur heart....then came thunder n lightning...it began to rain heavily n u walked away....Can something get better than that?? haha -
u obviously dunno the pleasures of the gums...Originally posted by Maurince:Took out her dentures and put into a cup to dip.. Dan walk towards u to ask if u still wanted her to blow ur recorder.. 
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I see.. U sure really knoe how to enjoy granny sex.. Weird fetish, neber knew anyone is desirable to granny sex.. Good for u.. Enjoz ur pleasure dan..Originally posted by BadzMaro:u obviously dunno the pleasures of the gums... 
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i never said about bonking a granny. I said enjoying the pleasures of teethless gum on your donger.Originally posted by Maurince:I see.. U sure really knoe how to enjoy granny sex.. Weird fetish, neber knew anyone is desirable to granny sex.. Good for u.. Enjoz ur pleasure dan.. u my friend.. percieve it as a granny. But true.. Japan now into granny blowjobs. -
Sorie bro, misunderstanding.. didn't knoe there is a granny trend going on..Originally posted by BadzMaro:i never said about bonking a granny. I said enjoying the pleasures of teethless gum on your donger. u my friend.. percieve it as a granny. But true.. Japan now into granny blowjobs.
Thanks for the enlightening.. I still find mi young lolitas dan.. Enjoz.. -
U feel tired on v-day nite & so u decided tuck in early.. All the sudden u saw ur dream gurl appear naked on ur bed.. Dan u began to kiss, touch, pet dan start ur merry love making..
It was fantastic, u neber feel so satisfied in ur life.. After all the climax u were too tired than went to sleep..
Nxt morning u wake up u are still naked and found ur dog sleeping beside u wif cum on her face.. Sorie bros..
Moral of the story: Wake up lah, U are not living in temptation Island OK..
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When ur date has one big pi sai on his/her nose and whole nite never see.
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the worst thing...getting ditched for another girl.
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*ouch*Originally posted by JennTS:the worst thing...getting ditched for another girl. -
yes...Originally posted by Heartzzz:Wa..Interesting...Let my mind think of something imaginative...
u spent months making stars and paperflowers for this girl you really like...Then on this special day u decide to pluck up all courage and give your gifts to the girl....
Then when u finally reach her home at night, instead of giving her a surprise, she gave you one x big 1 surpirise...haha...she was kissing and hugging with a guy at her blk downstairs...then all ur gifts dropped and broke into pieces, just like ur heart....then came thunder n lightning...it began to rain heavily n u walked away....Can something get better than that?? haha
the sky is clear with a raining cloud following you wherever you go...
walk pass the road to be nearly hit by the car, causing you to fall into the drain. and got biten by a dog which came out of absolutely no where. and when you reach home, you found you lost your key and wallet and your whole family is out shopping. -
haha...jialart sia...But all this physical pain la...Emotional pain hor, take a long long time 2 heal than physical 1 lor.....Originally posted by digicharat:yes...
the sky is clear with a raining cloud following you wherever you go...
walk pass the road to be nearly hit by the car, causing you to fall into the drain. and got biten by a dog which came out of absolutely no where. and when you reach home, you found you lost your key and wallet and your whole family is out shopping. -
reservist falls on this day
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uhh...ARMAGEDDON? While u are about to make love?
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Get love when you buy her something.
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she agrees to marry u.
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Sound like TV DRAMA xDxDOriginally posted by Heartzzz:Wa..Interesting...Let my mind think of something imaginative...
u spent months making stars and paperflowers for this girl you really like...Then on this special day u decide to pluck up all courage and give your gifts to the girl....
Then when u finally reach her home at night, instead of giving her a surprise, she gave you one x big 1 surpirise...haha...she was kissing and hugging with a guy at her blk downstairs...then all ur gifts dropped and broke into pieces, just like ur heart....then came thunder n lightning...it began to rain heavily n u walked away....Can something get better than that?? haha -
as you open the door you see this fat kid fucking your gf lol m i rite
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DIE...!Originally posted by Gordonator:she agrees to marry u. -
staying in sch chionging project...... :cry
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After a deep, romantic French Kiss, your gal looks deep into your eyes and says:
"Darling, that was the best kiss I've ever received after my Sex-Change Operation! "
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she's actually your long lost sister.
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What if your GF is your Seargent?Originally posted by mystiv:reservist falls on this day
my friend has a really chio Female SGT in his Platoon! -
Man: Actually... I... I am..
Girl: ???
Man: I am your... your father.
Girl:
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Man: Teh wa ki orh orh yi peng!
Girl: Noooooooooooooooooooo...