Originally posted by ditzy:
The call divert function can be used in many ways, only limited by your own imagination.
Got from a show:
Label first guy you dun want to receive calls from as idiot1. Everytime you feel sad or bored, can call him to vent your anger and frustrations. Be liberal in the use of profanities.
Once you get another irritant, label him as idiot2. Do the same as idiot1.
Call idiot1 and pick a fight. Ask him where is he now and that you're going over to settle this.
Call idiot2 and pick a fight. Tell him to come find you to settle. Give him idiot1's location.
Call newspaper and tv news that 2 gays are fighting over another man.
Newpaper will give you handphone.
Go over to watch show.
Bring popcorn.