1. Thou shalt approach thy enemy with "all means of caution and swear ". When thy enemy knowest of thy presence save thy balls, thou shalt swear like never before, unleashing the words of doom and gloom.
2. KNN, CCB and CLJ have proved to aid one in his quest for the ultimate sweardom. Useth these sparingly however, for I knowest what is best for thee.
3. Tread lightly on swearing "balls" for thou hasth not a bit of knowledge on the unholy Words of Swear.
4. F*** isth a sloppish term for thee. Use unto thy enemy instead, " F***A**H***".
5. Swearth not on any moderators, for thy ban would then be visible.