Sick/Lame jokes thread
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I'll kick it off with this one.
Have you seen Chen Wei Lian's girlfriend before?
Neither has he. -
have u seen this? no u didntOriginally posted by Pronewbie:I'll kick it off with this one.
Have you seen Wei Lian's girlfriend before?
Neither has he. -
huh?Originally posted by Technomage:have u seen this? no u didnt -
Hmm, so u wana hear a lame joke ???
lame joke ... -
So am i supposed to laugh?Originally posted by gd4u:Hmm, so u wana hear a lame joke ???
lame joke ...
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Now that made me laughOriginally posted by anakinfoo:So am i supposed to laugh? 
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wtf? u all 1 legged?
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Try this on for size...
How far can you see if you have your c*ck growing on your forehead?
Can't see.. cos your testicles will be blocking your eyes.. Hehehehe -
sick.....
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I agree.. Except it wasn't that funny..
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Xiao hong gan bu gan ( xiao hong dare or not..)
Ans: gan! becos hong gan
wat colour is the traffic light when it spoil??
Ans:no colour..cos its spoiled... -
If u laugh at lame joke .... erm, tehn .. i nth to sayOriginally posted by anakinfoo:So am i supposed to laugh? -
very funny meh . . his singing so nice . .Originally posted by Pronewbie:I'll kick it off with this one.
Have you seen Chen Wei Lian's girlfriend before?
Neither has he.
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Unfortunately, tt's the only thing ...Originally posted by sgforum.com:his singing so nice -
i'll share one funny one....
A group of girlfriends are on vacation, when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads,' For Women Only'. Since they were without their boyfriends or parents, they decide to go in.
The desk clerk, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. 'We have 5 floors...go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside.'
So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads,' All the men here have it short and thin.'
The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads,' All the men here have it long and thin.'
Still, this wasn't good enough, so the friends move up to the third floor, where the sign reads, 'All the men here have it short and thick.'
This was still another disappointment, but knowing there are still 2 floors left, they move on to the next floor.
On the fourth floor, the sign was perfect. 'All the men here have it long and thick.'
The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they were missing, they go to the fifth floor, where the sign reads,
'There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that it is impossible to please a woman.' -
haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa chooooooooo
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Clap clap clap clap!!!... Good one!
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There was once a 3 guys
one is a heavy smoker, one is a heavy drug addict, one is a heavy sex-addict
so got a researcher brought them to his lab and make them do their stuff 24/7 for 10years, see if they still like to smoke, do drugs and sex so much
So he lock the smoker in a room full of cigarettes and lock him up. Then he lock the drug addict in a room full of drugs. FInally, he lock the sex addict in a room full of prostitutes
10 years has passed, so he opened the first door. The sex addict has contracted all sorts of STD from fuking too much, then he dun dare fuxx again.
Next, he opened the drug addict's room. apparently he took too much drug and died of OD
Then finally, he opened the smoker's room. U noe wad the smoker say???
'KNN CCB U GIVE ME SO MANY CIGARETTES NEVER GIVE ME LIGHTER HOW TO SMOKE!!! FOOK U' -
*pengs*Originally posted by alkaiden:There was once a 3 guys
one is a heavy smoker, one is a heavy drug addict, one is a heavy sex-addict
so got a researcher brought them to his lab and make them do their stuff 24/7 for 10years, see if they still like to smoke, do drugs and sex so much
So he lock the smoker in a room full of cigarettes and lock him up. Then he lock the drug addict in a room full of drugs. FInally, he lock the sex addict in a room full of prostitutes
10 years has passed, so he opened the first door. The sex addict has contracted all sorts of STD from fuking too much, then he dun dare fuxx again.
Next, he opened the drug addict's room. apparently he took too much drug and died of OD
Then finally, he opened the smoker's room. U noe wad the smoker say???
'KNN CCB U GIVE ME SO MANY CIGARETTES NEVER GIVE ME LIGHTER HOW TO SMOKE!!! FOOK U' -
one more....
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.
He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.
Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make theguy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.
The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?" "What?! Get the hell out of my cab." The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.
When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman said "ok" and off they went. Then, as the drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver. -
that was deep. took me some time. LOL.Originally posted by IceGeek:one more....
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.
He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.
Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make theguy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.
The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?" "What?! Get the hell out of my cab." The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.
When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman said "ok" and off they went. Then, as the drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver. -
Superman one day very bored, so he decide to call batman.
Superman: Oi..Batman...come out le...I very sian 1/2.
Batman: Cannot la...today got experiment with Robin. Another time.
So Superman decided to try Seaman.
Superman: Oi Seaman, today very sian wanna go out?
Seaman: Cannot la today...got to practice new skill..another time.
Then Superman sit down and think for awhile...then...AHA! There's still Wonderwoman!!
So Superman fly to her house, then saw Wonderwoman completely naked with her legs open. He sit outside the window and think..."If I go in and do my superman thing very fast and get out very super fast she won't know what hit her!"
So Superman chiong inside, bang already then chiong out.
Wonderwoman (to invisible man): Did you hear something?
Invisible Man: Dunno le but my ass hurts like hell.
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come up wit something better lar. don't eye power.