Parting of the Wall
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Whever i get off the MRT during peak hour there will always be a great wall of china in front of the door. I am unable to get through therefore i enter a staring contest with the old Ah Pek directly in front of me. As he is Ah pek i gave in and say the magic word "please let me through" The magic word was not powerful enough since he shift to the left only a little. Next i try open sesame. If fail miserably. Finally I mumble under my breath KNN and said SIAM LAH and use my rudby skill and force my way out. Nowadays getting out of the MRT during peak hour is like forcing your way through a crack in the wall so sickening. Why cant they let the passengers alight first!!!!!
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Kick them off lar. As if they are very big sized.
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Lau ah pek leh friend
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Who cares? These old people think that old age can dominate everything. They are getting out of hand. These old people also take up three seats instead of 1. They think they are very big sized.
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later they break their bone how
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The ambulance will be close by.
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I lazy to carry him to the ambulance. I dont want him to vomit blood onto my clothes too. Dont like the colour red leh
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i always force my way out
if dey kenna knock by me, its their fault for obstructing the way
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So rough never give warning like me
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Aiya, just follow my advise and kick them all. It is their fault not to move into the centre of the train.
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Next time a will throw a fart bomb out first then they will all siam
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how about great wall of young couples
smooching in front of u n
the girl keeps staring at u ,
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last time i saw a situation like this, a gal trying to get past a wall of people just yelled "oh god im going to puke!!!"
everyone siam-ed n she got thru -
Haha, must learn from the girl. SI FU!Originally posted by HENG@:last time i saw a situation like this, a gal trying to get past a wall of people just yelled "oh god im going to puke!!!"
everyone siam-ed n she got thru -
haha puke works. How about saying i am going to fart do u think it will work?
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then only those behind u will siam.....
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won't work. puke is more powerful.Originally posted by NewAge:haha puke works. How about saying i am going to fart do u think it will work? -
Maybe can try don't bath and have this stinking odour, then when the door opens, just move in and you can see that everyone standing in front of the door will automatically siam you cos of your odour. It's like open sesame!
Me tried that every morning cos me always go back office then have a bath before starting work.
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...........Originally posted by dork3d:Maybe can try don't bath and have this stinking odour, then when the door opens, just move in and you can see that everyone standing in front of the door will automatically siam you cos of your odour. It's like open sesame!
Me tried that every morning cos me always go back office then have a bath before starting work. -
Thats why you must save money and buy a car. Then they won't bother you in the MRT, only on the road jaywalking as if they can reincarnate after kena knock down.Originally posted by NewAge:Whever i get off the MRT during peak hour there will always be a great wall of china in front of the door. I am unable to get through therefore i enter a staring contest with the old Ah Pek directly in front of me. As he is Ah pek i gave in and say the magic word "please let me through" The magic word was not powerful enough since he shift to the left only a little. Next i try open sesame. If fail miserably. Finally I mumble under my breath KNN and said SIAM LAH and use my rudby skill and force my way out. Nowadays getting out of the MRT during peak hour is like forcing your way through a crack in the wall so sickening. Why cant they let the passengers alight first!!!!! -
Drive car? If i knock jay walkers down i will be so broke that i have to sell the car and take MRT again. Morover i will be honking at the traffic light. Sometime no one crossing it also turn red for no reason make me wait.
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Haha... That;s why they call SIngapore a 'law' city. Imagine, European countries are like that too. Except that their peak hours are worse than ours. In Hong Kong, jaywalking is lunacy. Perhaps not so in the New Territories. Traffic lights are just a code of safety after all. We hear of all sorts of people getting knocked down at traffic lights. Damn thjose @#$^%^&%*& drivers. I'll give a smack to their @_@ faces.
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This is Singapore my friend. -
just shove thru lor that whats i do. if pple dun give way be prepared to get pushed away
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its the great singapore kiasu wall