Top 10 stupid quotes
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1) "In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.... "
2) I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
3) S T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
4) If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!
5) The NHS regret to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to the nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience.
6) i swear to drunk im not God
7) Stop being so stupid.. it's my turn.
8 ) Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare.
9) "A day without sunshine is like night. "
10) One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys came out to fight.
they stood back to back
and faced each other
drew their swords
and shot eachother.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill
those two dead boys.
If u dont believe my story
its true ask the blind man he saw it too!
http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=16923
My favourite is Number 3.
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
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I like the 1st one.
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"if u are having problem when your internet, feel free to give us a call or e-mail us at [email protected]"
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I like number 4
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6 and 10 is funny haha.. I swear to drunk I'm not god hahaha
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i like the 2nd wan
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nte hor , this person who quote this is dam positive thinking
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haha.
were you really bored?
i do quizzes from that site when im really bored and cant sleep at night. -
I saw a board that says this "Please be aware of the sharp edges on this board"
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no. 2 best.
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I like these 2, especially 8 ...Originally posted by ndmmxiaomayi:4) If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!
8 ) Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare.
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8 ) Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare.
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This is good.
Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?
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Tall ppl can see where the fire is and ask the front not to walk there ...Originally posted by Nelstar:This is good.
Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?
I guess in grammar schools everywhere around the world, we still have stupid teachers. 
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I think the Top 10 stupid quotes are
1."Because he's hiding." —George W. Bush, responding to a reporter who asked why Osama bin Laden had not been caught, aboard Air Force One, Jan. 14, 2005
2. "We look forward to analyzing and working with legislation that will make — it would hope — put a free press's mind at ease that you're not being denied information you shouldn't see." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 14, 2005
3. "We have enough coal to last for 250 years, yet coal also prevents an environmental challenge." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 20, 2005
4. "I appreciate my love for Laura." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 20, 2005
5. "It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005
6. "I can only speak to myself." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005
7. "I think younger workers — first of all, younger workers have been promised benefits the government — promises that have been promised, benefits that we can't keep. That's just the way it is." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 4, 2005
8. "The relations with, uhh — Europe are important relations, and they've, uhh — because, we do share values. And, they're universal values, they're not American values or, you know — European values, they're universal values. And those values — uhh — being universal, ought to be applied everywhere." —George W. Bush, at a press conference with European Union dignitaries, Washington, D.C., June 20, 2005
9. "I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend." —George W. Bush, on visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005
10. "I believe that a prosperous, democratic Pakistan will be a steadfast
partner for America, a peaceful neighbor for India, and a force for freedom and moderation in the Arab world." —George W. Bush, mistakenly identifying Pakistan as an Arab country, Islamabad, Pakistan, March 3, 2006
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omg my friend last time rambled about no.1 on the 1st post (Today is yesterday's tomorrow!)
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how tall were the tallest pupil in your class for elementary school?Originally posted by gd4u:Tall ppl can see where the fire is and ask the front not to walk there ... -
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -
Haha Now this is my favourite stupidest quote..Originally posted by gd4u:Tall ppl can see where the fire is and ask the front not to walk there ... -
"this is an intelligent quote."
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I like this. Really very dumb.Originally posted by elindra:5. "It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005 -
I think the people in front could see better.Originally posted by gd4u:Tall ppl can see where the fire is and ask the front not to walk there ... -
i think both of these are goodOriginally posted by ndmmxiaomayi:1) "In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.... "
2) I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.... -
i saw this guy's tshirt yesterday..
Only users lose drugs