No Experience Making Love ,Cannot Get Married.

• king108

  4 May 06, 08:52

  My brother cracked this joke with me. Cause I am still single.
  
  No experience making love..cannot get married.
  
  So needed know how to make love first or to get married first??
  
  Any other questions. I have again..
  
  For girls, don't know how to give birth to a child..meant cannot give birth?
  
  My brother say..don't know how to give birth to a child meant..only 1 thing.. I say not more.."You never got it done"
• Ito_^

  4 May 06, 08:54

  stupid joke.
• king108

  4 May 06, 08:56

  Originally posted by Ito_^:

  stupid joke.

  We are hearing this joke everyday now...
• king108

  4 May 06, 10:16

  I think most of us know don't need to know how to make love also can get married, rite..Else, I will set up class with blow dolls for you to practise.
  
  Practise make perfect rite.
  
  For women, legally aged. Do it without cap..10 months later you may give birth a lovely singaporean.
  
  Don't do it outside..do it safely..
• redname

  4 May 06, 10:46

  dnt know how to make love? aiyoh, there r so many instructional videos on sale
• R3SsH|n

  4 May 06, 14:23

  stupid brother?
• Gwangetto

  4 May 06, 14:29

  Originally posted by king108:

  My brother cracked this joke with me. Cause I am still single.
  
  No experience making love..cannot get married.
  
  So needed know how to make love first or to get married first??
  
  Any other questions. I have again..
  
  For girls, don't know how to give birth to a child..meant cannot give birth?
  
  My brother say..don't know how to give birth to a child meant..only 1 thing.. I say not more.."You never got it done"

  watch pR0n lor. so simple.
• SGpork

  4 May 06, 14:31

  ur brother..full of nonsense..
  
  
  
  
• Xcert

  4 May 06, 14:42

  Originally posted by king108:

  My brother cracked this joke with me. Cause I am still single.
  
  No experience making love..cannot get married.
  
  So needed know how to make love first or to get married first??
  
  Any other questions. I have again..
  
  For girls, don't know how to give birth to a child..meant cannot give birth?
  
  My brother say..don't know how to give birth to a child meant..only 1 thing.. I say not more.."You never got it done"

  cold leh...
• rathcycle

  4 May 06, 16:16

  Everytime someone is telling a stupid joke, they will say: my brother tell me, my classmae tell me,my friend tell me 1... but they never say its themselves who thought of it.
• Gwangetto

  4 May 06, 16:19

  haha... isn't it S.hit calling the dung brown?
• king108

  4 May 06, 16:54

  Originally posted by rathcycle:

  I studied no much...please forgive to have you suffered for these stupid jokes.. Just wondered you a man or woman..I may give you another one..
• king108

  4 May 06, 16:55

  Originally posted by redname:

  dnt know how to make love? aiyoh, there r so many instructional videos on sale

  Watch video can make love?
• king108

  4 May 06, 17:02

  In olden day, chinese tradition is to get married then make love..else you will find the man and woman called "dog man woman" - "Gou Nan Ni" and then tied in a basket and drowned..saw it on a TV drama before?
  
  Hence, based on these tradition, we cannot get married now..cause we don't have experience, else I will found your stomach filled with water isn't it.
  and also make your lover suffered because of your one time "seok" - you must be very selfish..
  
  So being no married, yet experienced..the meaning is only that you are "ran ran lai"..big problems...social one somemore.
  
  Hence, let get married and let practise making love...understand.. Don't believe me..cause I studied no much..
  
  Ask your ma ma..she will tell you better.