Since there are popping up End of the World threads; please share your Morbid Jokes - that is jokes about death. Old or new never mind.
Here's one:
A man in his dying bed told his wife and his best friend; I believe that life continue after death, so I am giving my wife 1 million dollars to bury in the coffin. Friend you make she she does it.
After he died, the 2 of them decided to bury him with a cross cheque in his name because that is safer. One Million Dollars.
punch line - cross cheque?