Child Brought Home Mistakenly
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I got this joke from a girlfriend of mine which leaded me to think of the next one. No offences to any one. As read on,
This just-married Chinese coupled decide to make love on their wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy condom from the shop nearby.
When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched off... While the husband was out, an Indian thief came into the room. The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband. She grabbed the Indian and happily screwed away.The wife was so exhausted that she fell asleep immediately.
In the mean time, the husband had a hard time looking for a shop that sold condoms and when he finally found one, he realised that he had only one 20-sen coin. He asked the shop owner to sell him one piece of condom and the shop owner asked him which quality that he wanted.
"The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 sen each.”
“The black condom, average quality, is 20 sen each.”
“And purple condom, the highest quality, is 25 sen each".
So, the husband chose the black condom as he had only 20 sen with him.
When he reached the hotel, he found his wife sleeping. Without a warning, he jumped onto his wife and started making love. The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic after the "first" session.
A year later, the wife gave birth to a "black" baby boy. When the baby grows up, he asks the father, "Pa, why am I black and you are white?"
The father replied, "You are damn lucky already boy......5 sen more and you would be PURPLE now!!!!!!"
This issue of child mistakenly brought home was brought up later during my coffee session. We had heard of child mistakenly brought home by other parents in olden days. This can be true when DNA and computer were no that advance during that time. This can be typical as new born child are normally wrapped and also looked alike in some cases.
Imagined that if a new born chinese child was wrongly brought home by an loving indian couple. The child was then brought up in an indian culture while he was mixed in a populated chinese society. Till date, he may still don't know he was created by his chinese mother while having sex with his selfish chinese father.
So when he grew up, how do we identify him? Is he a chinese or is he an indian? I am very much confused, I studied no much. Hopefully someone can enlighten me.
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very easy pal. give him a pron cd. see his dik erect. then can judge from his dik length .
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Can hal? Next time I quote you for using this method.Originally posted by Classyfied:very easy pal. give him a pron cd. see his dik erect. then can judge from his dik length .
I think they will appreciate your talent. -
So far I have not heard a true event.
The best way to judge? Resemblance lor
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Originally posted by king108:
[b]I got this joke from a girlfriend of mine which leaded me to think of the next one. No offences to any one. As read on,
[color=red]Imagined that if a new born chinese child was wrongly brought home by an loving indian couple. The child was then brought up in an indian culture while he was mixed in a populated chinese society. Till date, he may still don't know he was created by his chinese mother while having sex with his selfish chinese father.
So when he grew up, how do we identify him? Is he a chinese or is he an indian? I am very much confused, I studied no much. Hopefully someone can enlighten me. [/b]
i don't know how to identify him because this particular scenario is too uncommon and complicated.
so,
the moral of the story is......
"don't do inter-racial mariage"
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the wife cant even tell the indian from her husband?
body odour? -
Originally posted by dragg:the wife cant even tell the indian from her husband?
body odour?
maybe she was having blocked nose -
That is a joke from a malaysian friend. It's possible if the wife is too excited, and it was dark when you can't tell.Originally posted by dragg:the wife cant even tell the indian from her husband?
body odour?
Didn't you hear of the 3rd hands from lovers making love in the park, very excited and only the girl realised after maths.. but cannot tell. -
You know for indian, white elephant is a sacred animal? Hence if the child is white skinned, they loved him with their lifesOriginally posted by boy in blues:
i don't know how to identify him because this particular scenario is too uncommon and complicated.
so,
the moral of the story is......
"don't do inter-racial mariage" -
purple boy?
where is purplehaze623? -
now do you know why indians love white skinned Ang-Mors?Originally posted by king108:You know for indian, white elephant is a sacred animal? Hence if the child is white skinned, they loved him with their lifes 
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Originally posted by browniebaobao:
purple boy?
where is purplehaze623? Till now, I still don't know what she trying to tell me.. -
Got even better quality condom annot ?
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if the condom is transparent one, how???
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Jellyfish baby.Originally posted by ^tamago^:if the condom is transparent one, how??? -
Anyone up for a movie outing to watch Hollowman?Originally posted by ^tamago^:if the condom is transparent one, how??? -
The combination is mixed blood, out of this topic. Mixed blood easier to identify. In my case, the husband will think seriously about his sperm else cursed the wife for giving him a "green hat"Originally posted by boy in blues:now do you know why indians love white skinned Ang-Mors? -
Till now, we had not identify whether he is a chinese or indian..due to the mistake by the lovely indian couples that brought him home and bring him up.
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I thought chinese was yellow...? And.. ahh, no racist jokes please.
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lol
if its purple then only alien can make a purple child with the wife -
To me, this child shall be clasified as indian even he was borned by a chinese parent. The mistake that he was brought home by the lovely indian couple and subsequently brought up by them. Hence, he may be a chinese by look and blood, but his doing is definitely to be indian.
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seriously,chinese is yellow skin meh?Originally posted by hyperactivechatterbox:I thought chinese was yellow...? And.. ahh, no racist jokes please. dont think so lah
niway ,ang moh oso nt white lor -
we have a purple boy in sgf.Originally posted by king108: Till now, I still don't know what she trying to tell me.. -
I thought it over the night
actually u should have used a N****r instead of a Indian..becoz a indian is a dark brown and a N****r is a black...
right?
anyway its best that u dont say it in public..kinda racist