Funny jokes about sex...
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Why was the 2 piece bikini
invented?
To separate the meat section from
the dairy section.
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Boy 1: why did you run away from
the naked lady?
Boy 2: because my mom said that if
I look at a naked lady I
will turn to stone, and a part of
me was already getting
hard!!
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Three guys were introduced to a
girl:
Hi, I'm Peter not a saint. I'm Paul
not a Pope. I'm John not a
Baptist..
The girl replied: Hi! I'm Mary not
a virgin.
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Two employees were caught naked and
having sex in the
office by the guard.
GUARD: Aha! Violating company
rules!
MAN: What rule?
GUARD: Not wearing uniforms.
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Q: What is the difference between
Biology and Sociology?
A: If the baby looks like the
father, that is biology. If he
looks
like the neighbour, that's
sociology.
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Define Impotence?
Nature's way of saying "NO HARD
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My toes are laughing themselves off!
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They are good, where did you get them from ?
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come on show some support manOriginally posted by alexkusu:ha...ha
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nice ones dude!!
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The jokes made me laugh...
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not bad but they're not totally about sex
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Quite nice jokes. Though not about sex, it's still kind of adult contents.
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nice try
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Hopefully, this one is no too bad..
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." -
Originally posted by king108: Hopefully, this one is no too bad..
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." -
That's nice.Originally posted by king108: Hopefully, this one is no too bad..
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." -
The wife was having a shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards, she slipped over and did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband. He came running in. 'Dear, I've suctioned myself to the floor,' she said.
'Ohhh nooo! the husband said and tried to pull her up. 'You're just too heavy, baby. I'll go across the road and get Tom.'
Husband comes back with Tom and they both tried to pull her up.
'Nope, I can't do it,' Tom said, 'Let's try plan C.'
'Plan C?' exclaimed Husband. 'What's that?'
'I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we will break the tiles under her.'
'Oh okay,' Husband said. 'While you're doing that I'll stay here and play with her t~ts.'
'Play with her t~ts?' Tom said. 'Why would you do that? This is hardly the time.'
Husband replied, 'Well, I figure if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive to replace.' -
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shoudlnt this be in bar?
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very funny.. but if she was showering, how is the floor not wet?Originally posted by MCY:The wife was having a shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards, she slipped over and did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband. He came running in. 'Dear, I've suctioned myself to the floor,' she said.
'Ohhh nooo! the husband said and tried to pull her up. 'You're just too heavy, baby. I'll go across the road and get Tom.'
Husband comes back with Tom and they both tried to pull her up.
'Nope, I can't do it,' Tom said, 'Let's try plan C.'
'Plan C?' exclaimed Husband. 'What's that?'
'I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we will break the tiles under her.'
'Oh okay,' Husband said. 'While you're doing that I'll stay here and play with her t~ts.'
'Play with her t~ts?' Tom said. 'Why would you do that? This is hardly the time.'
Husband replied, 'Well, I figure if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive to replace.'