taken from the net, not sure how to classify n post in chit chat or dead poets or speaker corner...
Poem by Ong Ah Bee
Recently, my white MP,
Kok on my door, and very kek ki..
Say 'I've worked so hard, so vote for me',
'Or rubbish won't be cleared, in your vicinty'..
I said 'Dear MP of my GRC',
'Dun remember u, so please pardon me'..
'I only saw you on TV',
'Dozing off and jiak liao bee'..
Last GE I voted for thee,
2% up in GST..
Cut CPF and up utility,
Are still very clear in my memory..
5 years later, then you come to me,
Fresh from your slumber of ivory..
Say that only, you can help me,
Escape from a life of poverty..
Just take a drive on CTE,
Count the number, of all the gantries..
Or squeeze a ride on the MRT,
That has not been cleared for ye..
My life since the last GE,
Has been downhill though I voted PA Pee..
If I vote the same for your sleeping spree, I can expect the same misery..
So this time round, I vote for somebody, Who will kachiao you, to
productivity..
Forms fill wrong, no big deal to me,
If there's someone to speak up for Ah bee..
So dear MP of GRC,
If life no improve, vote u cho simi?
The response to Ong Ah Bee from Pee Ah Pee If you vote the WP, I get you
on CCTV, Then you go to Changi Everyday eat maggi mee
My people all vellee honesty
Orso good at study
Exam all come out steady poon pee pee
Everyone, go to Cambridge and MIT
If you don't vote for me
Many people surely mati
LTK become Bak Chor mee
And Gomez sure become mutton curry