Alcohol Warnings
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Warnings you won't see on the label
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have super-human fighting powers, resulting in you getting your butt kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that old friends and ex-lovers really enjoy it when you call them on the phone at 3:30 in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people, causing you to act like an moron, and/or causing you to get beat up, broken up with, even arrested.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up on a sidewalk in a pool of vomit, wondering where your car keys, wallet, and automobile are.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be the leading cause of pregnancy!
Remember....THINK BEFORE YOU DRINK! -
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These warnings only apply IF you are drunk.
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one of my fren had a very bad wedding dinner bcos of alcohol......
he was drunk during the his wedding dinner, and he keep shouting "peng you di yi"(buddies comes first), and start to sing Emil Chow's song, "peng you yi sheng yi qi zou, na xie ri zi bu zai you".
His wife was so fed up by this, she cried, went in to the changing room, and my fren got dragged to the toilet by buddies, while coving his mouth on the way to stop him from shouting any more silly things.
The frens and relavtives continue to have the dinner, without the couple around. Cos my fren was not in a situation that he should let others see, it's better to keep him in toilet, than to let him be a clown again. And his wife was so angry and sad, that she's not willing to come out.
At the end of the dinner, the couple and their parents should stand at the door and thank all the guest, but they were not there, only their parents were there to thank the guest. -
OMG...Originally posted by mochou:one of my fren had a very bad wedding dinner bcos of alcohol......
he was drunk during the his wedding dinner, and he keep shouting "peng you di yi"(buddies comes first), and start to sing Emil Chow's song, "peng you yi sheng yi qi zou, na xie ri zi bu zai you".
His wife was so fed up by this, she cried, went in to the changing room, and my fren got dragged to the toilet by buddies, while coving his mouth on the way to stop him from shouting any more silly things.
The frens and relavtives continue to have the dinner, without the couple around. Cos my fren was not in a situation that he should let others see, it's better to keep him in toilet, than to let him be a clown again. And his wife was so angry and sad, that she's not willing to come out.
At the end of the dinner, the couple and their parents should stand at the door and thank all the guest, but they were not there, only their parents were there to thank the guest. -
this you can only blame his stoopid frens for making him drink and also blame his so called idiot buddies who r supposed to company him around the tables and drink on his behalf were not doing their job.Originally posted by mochou:one of my fren had a very bad wedding dinner bcos of alcohol......
he was drunk during the his wedding dinner, and he keep shouting "peng you di yi"(buddies comes first), and start to sing Emil Chow's song, "peng you yi sheng yi qi zou, na xie ri zi bu zai you".
His wife was so fed up by this, she cried, went in to the changing room, and my fren got dragged to the toilet by buddies, while coving his mouth on the way to stop him from shouting any more silly things.
The frens and relavtives continue to have the dinner, without the couple around. Cos my fren was not in a situation that he should let others see, it's better to keep him in toilet, than to let him be a clown again. And his wife was so angry and sad, that she's not willing to come out.
At the end of the dinner, the couple and their parents should stand at the door and thank all the guest, but they were not there, only their parents were there to thank the guest. -
but it reveals something the wife didnt know before he got drunk...
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like wat?Originally posted by kaobeikaobu:but it reveals something the wife didnt know before he got drunk... -
buddies firstOriginally posted by skeujin:like wat? -
aiya ill nvr understand the stupidity of people who wana make the groom drunk during the dinner and also the ah yee's who make the groom n his entourage do stoopid things when he goes to fetch his bride.Originally posted by kaobeikaobu:buddies first -
woohoo!!! -
[quote]Originally posted by digicharat:
WTC twin towers!!! man! this pic is old! -
His wife should JOIN him...Originally posted by mochou:one of my fren had a very bad wedding dinner bcos of alcohol......
he was drunk during the his wedding dinner, and he keep shouting "peng you di yi"(buddies comes first), and start to sing Emil Chow's song, "peng you yi sheng yi qi zou, na xie ri zi bu zai you".
His wife was so fed up by this, she cried, went in to the changing room, and my fren got dragged to the toilet by buddies, while coving his mouth on the way to stop him from shouting any more silly things.
The frens and relavtives continue to have the dinner, without the couple around. Cos my fren was not in a situation that he should let others see, it's better to keep him in toilet, than to let him be a clown again. And his wife was so angry and sad, that she's not willing to come out.
At the end of the dinner, the couple and their parents should stand at the door and thank all the guest, but they were not there, only their parents were there to thank the guest.