it doesn't pay to stand next to the buttons on the lift

• Stooky

  8 Jun 06, 20:08

  coz stand there must press the open/close button of the lift door. then since u are standing at the side, if got people coming in at the last minute, u cant see them. then lift door close liao n they rush in, n then some people stare a u like u never open the lift door for them.
  
  
  
  then if u r a girl, n u happened to be the 'lift controller' for that moment, u can easily get ur chest accidentally brushed again when horny men try to press the lift button, especially in a crowded lift.
• dark_snowboy

  8 Jun 06, 20:29

  if you stay in those new type of houses, just hold the close button.
  people press also wont open
• cannonprinter

  8 Jun 06, 20:31

  thats y i dont like to stand near the lift buttons..
• Chelzea

  8 Jun 06, 20:34

  Originally posted by dark_snowboy:

  if you stay in those new type of houses, just hold the close button.
  people press also wont open

  sengkang flat can bo>?
• ditzy

  9 Jun 06, 00:42

  You bet it doesn't pay, in fact you don't even get paid to take the lift.
• BlUe G@rF|eLd

  9 Jun 06, 00:46

  Then in future walk stairs lor!! Gd exercise and less grumble!!
• Patrik

  9 Jun 06, 00:47

  My life got 2 sets of buttons.
  One on the right and one on the left.
• anhydrouscoppersulphate

  9 Jun 06, 00:48

  good gracious.. lift upgrades..
• ditzy

  9 Jun 06, 00:49

  Originally posted by Patrik:

  My life got 2 sets of buttons.
  One on the right and one on the left.

  Oh, that's so cool, why don't put 4 sets on all 4 corners?
• R3SsH|n

  9 Jun 06, 00:51

  of cos doesn't pay la...take lift where got money to take wan?
• MooKu

  9 Jun 06, 00:53

  Somebody should compile a list of ditzy replies.
  
  They're nonsensical and a nuisance at times, but they really make me laugh.
• aku1b0d0

  9 Jun 06, 00:55

  that's y i like to wait a girl to stand next to the button then only press
• dork3d

  9 Jun 06, 08:56

  Originally posted by Patrik:

  My life got 2 sets of buttons.
  One on the right and one on the left.

  Your life?!
• newcomer

  9 Jun 06, 09:12

  I don't mind. If got chiobu I will ask her wat floor. If got ah ma I will also ask. Other then that, too lazy to ask.
• dragg

  9 Jun 06, 09:28

  feel like a lift attendant.
  
  
• Wanda

  9 Jun 06, 09:30

  Originally posted by BlUe G@rF|eLd:

  Then in future walk stairs lor!! Gd exercise and less grumble!!

  If stay above 20 storey then how?
  
  I can't stand those ppl who just walk into the lift, turn around and stare into space while expecting you to press the lift buttons for them. They got no hand meh?
• dork3d

  9 Jun 06, 19:37

  Easy lah... Learn fom me lor, me stay at 23rd floor so whenever me go into the lift, me just press my own floor, and when got other people look at me and expect me to press for them, me tell them this:
  
  Sorry! Self-service!
  
  
• alwaysdisturbed

  9 Jun 06, 19:52

  invent a voice recognition system la...
  juz say watever floor u wan to go...
• gd4u

  9 Jun 06, 20:15

  Originally posted by dork3d:

  Easy lah... Learn fom me lor, me stay at 23rd floor so whenever me go into the lift, me just press my own floor, and when got other people look at me and expect me to press for them, me tell them this:
  
  Sorry! Self-service!
  
  

  Scarely ah-beng come in, and u will never able able to reach ur 23th floor liao ...
• chanff8

  9 Jun 06, 20:17

  Theres always the cargo lifts
• kaobeikaobu

  9 Jun 06, 20:28

  research shows that 20,000 of ur blood cells at ur finger tip will be dead each time u press the lift button.
  
  Reuters
  
• kohkt

  9 Jun 06, 20:50

  Originally posted by kaobeikaobu:

  research shows that 20,000 of ur blood cells at ur finger tip will be dead each time u press the lift button.
  
  Reuters
  

  20,000 is nth lah.. n blood cells reproduce anyway..
• dakkon_blackblade

  9 Jun 06, 21:15

  Originally posted by kaobeikaobu:

  research shows that 20,000 of ur blood cells at ur finger tip will be dead each time u press the lift button.
  
  Reuters
  

  Wah...then every mouse click kill how many? We must be losing gazillions of red blood cells everyday.
• photo_seeker

  10 Jun 06, 00:02

  Originally posted by Patrik:

  My life got 2 sets of buttons.
  One on the right and one on the left.

  MY house one got 3 sets, 1 for handicape, the 2 at the 2 front side.
• yongboyboy

  10 Jun 06, 00:16

  my hse got 5 sets...
  
  4sides and on the floor