Wierd Lines.....
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Try these lines out at your friends and see how they react.
(1) While discussing about singapore casino:
"What's the big deal about casinos in Singapore? They've got casinos all over the world, but this time we'll be ready, we'll have better toilets and alot more morons just like you, com'on do you want culture or do you want safety, its your choice, personally I chose irrigation"
(2) Anytime:
"Do you know how many members are there in Jurong's grass root?" Wait for answer "27". "Do you know how much callories I had in my breakfast?" Wait for answer "27". "Do you see a pattern here?" Wait for answer "I'm seeing patterns all over the place."
(3) Your friend is going of to the toilet
Ask your friend where he is going. He'll answer "to the toilet".
Reply "Hey, I was thinking of going there too, buy me a refrigerator magnet while you're there." -
Weird
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I wonder where you get this from..
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(1) and (2) is recreated from GTA San andres' stupid radio and (3) my friend used on me. My first reaction is "HUH?"
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Here's another one.....
If your friend asks something from you, ask back 3 details and insert "Are you gay or are you straight?" or "Are you an A,B,C or D cup?" as the 4th question.
For example:
Your friend ask you to buy a drink for him/her. You reply "Do you want coke or pepsi?" Answer "Do you want a large, medium or small cup?" Answer "Do you want ice or no ice?" Answer "Are you gay or are you straight?" .........
Got this from a sitcom -
will it rain tomorrow?
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With my kind of personality... If i try (3), my friends will LOL then go...Originally posted by MohamedF:Try these lines out at your friends and see how they react.
(1) While discussing about singapore casino:
"What's the big deal about casinos in Singapore? They've got casinos all over the world, but this time we'll be ready, we'll have better toilets and alot more morons just like you, com'on do you want culture or do you want safety, its your choice, personally I chose irrigation"
(2) Anytime:
"Do you know how many members are there in Jurong's grass root?" Wait for answer "27". "Do you know how much callories I had in my breakfast?" Wait for answer "27". "Do you see a pattern here?" Wait for answer "I'm seeing patterns all over the place."
(3) Your friend is going of to the toilet
Ask your friend where he is going. He'll answer "to the toilet".
Reply "Hey, I was thinking of going there too, buy me a refrigerator magnet while you're there."