IT jokes (pic)
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IT pics:
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IT jokes:
• "How much do Windows cost, and do you have to buy each one separately?"
• Customer: "How much do Windows cost?"
Tech Support: "Windows costs about $100."
Customer: "Oh, that's kind of expensive. Can I buy just one window?"
• Tech Support: "Do you have any windows open right now?"
Customer: "Are you crazy woman, it's minus twenty outside..."
• "I try to avoid using Microsoft. That's why I use MS-DOS."
• Tech Support: "How can I help you?"
Customer: "Well, everything is working fine, but there is one program that is not."
Tech Support: "What program is it?"
Customer: "It's called 'MSDOS Prompt'."
Tech Support: "What's wrong with it?"
Customer: "Well, I click on it, a black screen shows up with NOTHING but a sign that reads: 'C:\WINDOWS>', and it just sits there and doesn't do anything. I have to turn off the system to go back to Windows."
• "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."
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Lol!! where u find de? post more leh haha..
windows 95 is like..
but LOL.. damn funny -
What's with Windows 95? Can't find anything wrong with it.
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Not wrong lar.. is like something very alarming to the world.. Anyway compare windows with solaris, unix, linux, mactintosh and etc. Windows like have more errorsOriginally posted by ndmmxiaomayi:What's with Windows 95? Can't find anything wrong with it. -
i try to find moreOriginally posted by MosPyramid:Lol!! where u find de? post more leh haha..
windows 95 is like.. but LOL.. damn funny 
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Well, there's a single-panel comic that appears on the Sunday Times. It's called The Fifth Wave and the illustrator is Richard Tennant. The jokes are always IT-related. It's quite funny. You can try searching for it.
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HR Director: Can you reset my Voice mail password, I dont remember it?
Helpdesk: Sure, what password do you want?
HR Director: The same one as before.
Helpdesk: WTF?
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A customer couldn't get on the internet.
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Client: My email isn't working! When I try to send mail, a box pops up asking for a username and password!
Helpdesk: Try entering your username and password.
Client: Hey, it works now! Thanks! -
Originally posted by meltz:HR Director: Can you reset my Voice mail password, I dont remember it?
Helpdesk: Sure, what password do you want?
HR Director: The same one as before.
Helpdesk: WTF?
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A customer couldn't get on the internet.
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Client: My email isn't working! When I try to send mail, a box pops up asking for a username and password!
Helpdesk: Try entering your username and password.
Client: Hey, it works now! Thanks!
sure some dumb people -
haha i think i heard them before
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.. ROFL...
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Originally posted by meltz:A customer couldn't get on the internet.
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars. -
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lol!
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ahahahaaa
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hahah ... i luv microsoft...
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That's all? And I thought what was the big deal anyway.
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can not understand
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You signed up just to say this?Originally posted by impairedmentally:That's all? And I thought what was the big deal anyway.
Hmm.... this nick is somehow familiar.... -
post more leh humour me lah
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Yeah, I signed up just to say this.Originally posted by ndmmxiaomayi:You signed up just to say this?
Hmm.... this nick is somehow familiar....
Great you can still remember the familiarity. I'm here to f*ck another person up, this time badly! -
its nice,
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Error 404: Road Not Found
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\Originally posted by meltz:HR Director: Can you reset my Voice mail password, I dont remember it?
Helpdesk: Sure, what password do you want?
HR Director: The same one as before.
Helpdesk: WTF?
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A customer couldn't get on the internet.
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Client: My email isn't working! When I try to send mail, a box pops up asking for a username and password!
Helpdesk: Try entering your username and password.
Client: Hey, it works now! Thanks!
Nice ! funny ;D