Rubbish We Say EveryDay!
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same wadOriginally posted by fugue in C minor:I've got order pineapple rice without pineapple before because I don't like pineapple but I like the the way they cooked the rice in the pineapple rice.
bubble tea without pearl
lemon chicken without lemon sauce
and many more -
best topic in ages, I couldn't stop laughing
when I call my friend, he will ask I at home anot -
haha order chicken rice without chicken ? as in jus the rice, how u all would say or order ? hey uncle " i want chicken rice the rice, no chicken, no soup, just rice "
lol
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When i am sick i order duck porridge without duck cos i only like the gravyOriginally posted by OasisBlue:same wad
bubble tea without pearl
lemon chicken without lemon sauce
and many more
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Nono, the lawnmower accidentally move past ur hair while u were lying on the grass ...Originally posted by R3SsH|n:A: hey...you just cut hair huh?
B: obvious lei...if not what...drop hair ar?
A: -_-''
(tt's the usually answer i gave)
Anyway, my father always eat prawn noodle without prawn cos he got high cholestrol ... then the prawn always give me ...zz
And my cousin always eat the cereal of the cereal prawn only ...
so the food part is not werid .... the most stupid thing ...
"eh u watching TV ar?" (when u are siting right infront of the tv with ur eyes open ... ) -
mom: (wakes me up) eh? u slping ah?
me: YES!!! (when im freaking tired!~!~!!~) -
boyfriend: "what do u want to eat?"
girlfriend: "anything loh."
boyfriend: " laksa?"
girlfriend: "too spicy."
boyfriend: "porridge?"
girlfriend: "too plain"
boyfriend: "chicken rice?"
girlfriend: "don't like chicken."
boyfriend: "then what do u want to eat!?"
girlfriend: "anything loh." -
err... maybe he thought that u are using ur hp to call him?Originally posted by Agenda:best topic in ages, I couldn't stop laughing
when I call my friend, he will ask I at home anot -
my mom went to ICA building extend passport for my brother
at counter, ICA woman ask my mom:
""May i ask, is this person (owner of the passport) now in Singapore?""
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i am alergic to shell fish so when i order my prawn mee i say:
antie ar... nor koh prawn mee no prawn... -
people think of you when they're lonely, then they feel contented that they are actually alone
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Originally posted by 105090:my mom went to ICA building extend passport for my brother
at counter, ICA woman ask my mom:
""May i ask, is this person (owner of the passport) now in Singapore?"" -
some people speaks poor english to a certain funny extant also. Like i call someone , and he replies. "eh you call me ah?"
Anyone encountered that before ? =P -
The auntie got give "Are you trying to be funny" look ???Originally posted by sand king:i am alergic to shell fish so when i order my prawn mee i say:
antie ar... nor koh prawn mee no prawn... -
There was once, I went downtown to get something done.. then visit the loo in the meantime... I was standing at the urinal and a fella from the back said.. "Hey d3rF!!!.. Long time no see, man.. what are you doing here?".. (This really happened.. )
WTF!!!... Pissing lah!!!!!... Dumbf.uCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I also got order b4:Originally posted by OasisBlue:same wad
bubble tea without pearl
lemon chicken without lemon sauce
and many more
wanton mee without the wanton
(becos that particular stall's wanton sux but the mee and the char siew beri nice)