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This is a story of my friend... He very pro...
His size is a bit skinny and only 168 cm tall....
He have a neighbour that never clean his potted plants so got alot of stagnant water... You know what that will lead to right?
One day he woke up to see lots of misquite bites near near his neck and face...
He angry already, he take the shelltox, go to the neighbour's potted plant and any how started spraying.... The neighbour, very big size, see him and started scolding him...
Don't remember what he said exactly but he scold back, "You scold me for what, you see lah... (he show his neck)." After that, the neighbour shut up....
I would really like the neighbour to call the police but I guess he is smarter than that
