The Bak Chor Mee Man
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Bak Chor Mee Man: Hello Uncle arrr ai ciak simi?
Brownie: Err you have noddles?
Bak Chor Mee Man: Of course got noddle lar, I am the Bak Chor Mee stall.
Brownie: OK. Err 1 bowl of Bak Chor Mee please. Mee pok tar, Mai Hiam.
Bak Chor Mee Man: Mee pok tar, dry huh. Don't wan chilli huh.
Brownie: Yes.
Bak Chor Mee Man: Anything else?
Brownie: No. Thank you.
Cooking in progress.
Bak Chor Mee Man: Nar.. Mee pok tar, Mai Hiam.
Brownie: Err thank you. Err Wait wait.. Hang on there's tur kwa in it.
Bak Chor Mee Man: Yah lar its got tur kwa ( Liver) one what.
Brownie: But I say I didn't want tur kwa.
Bak Chor Mee Man: No you didn't.
Brownie: Yes I did.
Bak Chor Mee Man: No you didn't. And I can prove it to you hur.
Brownie: Very well prove it.
Bak Chor Mee Man: Ok you come over here. I show you the CCTV camera of my stall.
Brownie: The what?
Bak Chor Mee Man: Nah, you see. you point to the mee pok then you say dry, then you point to the chilli. then you say ok. You never say you don't want the tur kwa.
Brownie: Oh okk.. how much is it then.
Bak Chor Mee Man: Can see or not huh. can see that you never say you don't want tur kwa? huh. huh. huh?
Brownie: Its ok. I really don't want to persue the matter. How much is my Bak Chor Mee.
Bak Chor Mee Man: You agree or not. That you never say you don't want tur kwa? Can you tell me why you say you tell me you don't want tur kwa when you didn't? huh?
Brownie: No can we move along now and let me eat?
Bak Chor Mee Man: No no no you explain to me first.
Brownie: Explain what?
Bak Chor Mee Man: Explain why you say you tell me you don't want tur kwa when you didn't say you don't want tur kwa.
Brownie: What the... OkOk I am sorry ok.
Bak Chor Mee Man: Sorry not enough. you must explain why.
Brownie: Explain why what?
Bak Chor Mee Man: Explain why you say you tell me you don't want tur kwa when you didn't say you don't want tur kwa.
Brownie: Ok fine I am sorry ok. please accept my sincere apologies if my actions cause distress or confusion to you: the Bak Chor Mee Man. LOOK its only a few pieces of liver. Lets move on..
Bak Chor Mee Man: Move on? Move on your si lang tao ah move on. My shop always here ok? Sorry also must explain..
Brownie: Very well I am so sorry. I am so sorry that I confuse you..
Bak Chor Mee Man: Sorry also must explain... -
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Pure genius from Mr Brown.
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do you remember now? do you? -
+1 effort for translating...
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the great Mr Brown!
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what is this thing all about?
to suan someone is it? -
i tot not brownie say de...its wad jen wad lopez de man of ideas or smth lidat..
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Mcdonald version:
Mcdonald auntie: Welcome to Mcdonalds !!
Brownie: Err you have Mcspicy?
Mcdonald auntie: Of course got Mcspicy lar, Here is Mcdonald.
Brownie: OK. Err 1 Mcspicy please. Mcspicy tar, Mai Hiam.
Mcdonald auntie: Mcspicy tar, dry huh. Don't wan chilli huh.
Brownie: Yes.
Mcdonald auntie: Anything else?
Brownie: No. Thank you.
Mcdonald auntie: Nar.. Mcspicy tar, Mai Hiam.
Brownie: Err thank you. Err Wait wait.. Hang on there's cabbage in it.
Mcdonald auntie: Yah lar its got cabbage one what.
Brownie: But I say I didn't want cabbage.
Mcdonald auntie: No you didn't.
Brownie: Yes I did.
Mcdonald auntie: No you didn't.
Brownie: Yes I did.
Mcdonald auntie: No you didn't. And I can prove it to you hur.
Brownie: Very well prove it.
Mcdonald auntie: Ok you come over here. I show you the CCTV camera of my stall.
Brownie: The what?
Mcdonald auntie: Nah, you see. you point to the Mcspicy then you say dry, then you point to the chilli. then you say ok. You never say you don't want the cabbage.
Brownie: Oh okk.. how much is this then.
Mcdonald auntie: Can see or not huh. can see that you never say you don't want cabbage? huh. huh. huh?
Brownie: Its ok. I really don't want to persue the matter. How much is my Mcspicy.
Mcdonald auntie: You agree or not. That you never say you don't want cabbage? Can you tell me why you say you tell me you don't want cabbage when you didn't? huh?
Brownie: Look can we move along now and let me eat?
Mcdonald auntie: No no no you explain to me first.
Brownie: Explain what?
Mcdonald auntie: Explain why you say you tell me you don't want cabbage when you didn't say you don't want cabbage.
Brownie: What the... OkOk I am sorry ok.
Mcdonald auntie: Sorry not enough. you must explain why.
Brownie: Explain why what?
Mcdonald auntie: Explain why you say you tell me you don't want cabbage when you didn't say you don't want cabbage.
Brownie: Ok fine I am sorry ok. please accept my sincere apologies if my actions cause distress or confusion to you: the Mcdonald Auntie. LOOK its only a few pieces of cabbage. Lets move on..
Mcdonald auntie: Move on? Move on your si lang tao ah move on. Mcdonald always here ok? Sorry also must explain..
Brownie: Very well I am so sorry. I am so sorry that I confuse you..
Mcdonald auntie: Sorry also must explain... -
ok u r still with ur mac...anyway mac can tar one meh !?Originally posted by chrisbenoit:Mcdonald version:
Mcdonald auntie: Welcome to Mcdonalds !!
Brownie: Err you have Mcspicy?
Mcdonald auntie: Of course got Mcspicy lar, Here is Mcdonald.
Brownie: OK. Err 1 Mcspicy please. Mcspicy tar, Mai Hiam.
Mcdonald auntie: Mcspicy tar, dry huh. Don't wan chilli huh.
Brownie: Yes.
Mcdonald auntie: Anything else?
Brownie: No. Thank you.
Mcdonald auntie: Nar.. Mcspicy tar, Mai Hiam.
Brownie: Err thank you. Err Wait wait.. Hang on there's cabbage in it.
Mcdonald auntie: Yah lar its got cabbage one what.
Brownie: But I say I didn't want cabbage.
Mcdonald auntie: No you didn't.
Brownie: Yes I did.
Mcdonald auntie: No you didn't.
Brownie: Yes I did.
Mcdonald auntie: No you didn't. And I can prove it to you hur.
Brownie: Very well prove it.
Mcdonald auntie: Ok you come over here. I show you the CCTV camera of my stall.
Brownie: The what?
Mcdonald auntie: Nah, you see. you point to the Mcspicy then you say dry, then you point to the chilli. then you say ok. You never say you don't want the cabbage.
Brownie: Oh okk.. how much is this then.
Mcdonald auntie: Can see or not huh. can see that you never say you don't want cabbage? huh. huh. huh?
Brownie: Its ok. I really don't want to persue the matter. How much is my Mcspicy.
Mcdonald auntie: You agree or not. That you never say you don't want cabbage? Can you tell me why you say you tell me you don't want cabbage when you didn't? huh?
Brownie: Look can we move along now and let me eat?
Mcdonald auntie: No no no you explain to me first.
Brownie: Explain what?
Mcdonald auntie: Explain why you say you tell me you don't want cabbage when you didn't say you don't want cabbage.
Brownie: What the... OkOk I am sorry ok.
Mcdonald auntie: Sorry not enough. you must explain why.
Brownie: Explain why what?
Mcdonald auntie: Explain why you say you tell me you don't want cabbage when you didn't say you don't want cabbage.
Brownie: Ok fine I am sorry ok. please accept my sincere apologies if my actions cause distress or confusion to you: the Mcdonald Auntie. LOOK its only a few pieces of cabbage. Lets move on..
Mcdonald auntie: Move on? Move on your si lang tao ah move on. Mcdonald always here ok? Sorry also must explain..
Brownie: Very well I am so sorry. I am so sorry that I confuse you..
Mcdonald auntie: Sorry also must explain... -
lame crap wad..Originally posted by OasisBlue:ok u r still with ur mac...anyway mac can tar one meh !? -
"excuse me sir, are you ready to smile for singapore?"
"nabeh ccb lah. call overseas ppl come here i must learn to smile. smile simi lanjiao smile? lin peh teng kor hor li kuah lanjiao smile. lim peh live here an ni gu, dun have smile for singapore campaign, ang moh lai suddenly must smile for them to see..... pui ah!"
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"nabeh ccb! thousand smile very big ah? u thailand land of thousand smile, we singapore land of 4 million smile ok? we still got another 1 million reserve haven't smile leh, cb, from the hougang and potong pasir one - they excuse smile. eh, where u going? where u going? lim peh smile at you u dare to walk away......."
http://media.libsyn.com/media/mb/tmbs-060614-smile_and_speak_good_english.mp3 -
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
but i still prefer the mastercard one
Bird seller: ni ai buey simi jiao?
A: wo ai buey lan se a jiao
sorry for my bad translation.... haha
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Though it was a bit exaggerating but the true meaning behind the story is an underlying concept of integrity and principle.
Why is brownie lying? To tarnish the reputation of the Bak Chor Mee stall? It better not. If all brownie wanted was to make a cancellation on previous order, he could had just said so without resorting to trickery.
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You know what, I'm beginning to think that some people cannot understand what humour and what is rhetorical sardonism.
The clips are a clear and direct reflection of what happened at the Elections Dept.And many people share my views that the officials are not being upfront in the first place, only a few days later that they decided to raise this ruckus.
If you look beyond the usual BS that comes from the official Mediacorpse or ST soapbox, you'd see the reality.
And for goodness sake everyone, learn to lighten up and see the humour in our everyday lives.Grow some intellect and verve as well.
We can't lead tightarsed lives forever.
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Let's move on shall we? We always have a choice.
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Removing a few tur kwa or recook the entire Bak Chor Mee is a small thing but the rationale behind as to why Brownie did that is harder to fathom. Be it a genuine forgetfulness or other hidden agenda, ultimately the truth must surface or an explanation be given. Much more especially when the man is of credible social standing.
You know what, given the gravity of this matter, it can only be a matter of truth or false; honesty or lie. The impact of an untruthful act is bound to undermine public confidence with the election department subsequently discrediting the government standing with the public. Last but not the least, the governmental sector has no place for liar.
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Brown is a everyman's comedian. He was not the electoral candidate la.
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simi lanjiao.Originally posted by TooFree:Removing a few tur kwa or recook the entire Bak Chor Mee is a small thing but the rationale behind as to why Brownie did that is harder to fathom. Be it a genuine forgetfulness or other hidden agenda, ultimately the truth must surface or an explanation be given. Much more especially when the man is of credible social standing.
You know what, given the gravity of this matter, it can only be a matter of truth or false; honesty or lie. The impact of an untruthful act is bound to undermine public confidence with the election department subsequently discrediting the government standing with the public. Last but not the least, the governmental sector has no place for liar. -
What happen to brown?
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Why must be BAK CHOR MEE..??!
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haha.. this is funny.. if i am brownie, i jus walk away and won't dare to eat the mee, cos the whole bowl of mee will be soak with bar chor mee man salivaOriginally posted by caramon.:Bak Chor Mee Man: Hello Uncle arrr ai ciak simi?
Brownie: Err you have noddles?
Bak Chor Mee Man: Of course got noddle lar, I am the Bak Chor Mee stall.
Brownie: OK. Err 1 bowl of Bak Chor Mee please. Mee pok tar, Mai Hiam.
Bak Chor Mee Man: Mee pok tar, dry huh. Don't wan chilli huh.
Brownie: Yes.
Bak Chor Mee Man: Anything else?
Brownie: No. Thank you.
Cooking in progress.
Bak Chor Mee Man: Nar.. Mee pok tar, Mai Hiam.
Brownie: Err thank you. Err Wait wait.. Hang on there's tur kwa in it.
Bak Chor Mee Man: Yah lar its got tur kwa ( Liver) one what.
Brownie: But I say I didn't want tur kwa.
Bak Chor Mee Man: No you didn't.
Brownie: Yes I did.
Bak Chor Mee Man: No you didn't. And I can prove it to you hur.
Brownie: Very well prove it.
Bak Chor Mee Man: Ok you come over here. I show you the CCTV camera of my stall.
Brownie: The what?
Bak Chor Mee Man: Nah, you see. you point to the mee pok then you say dry, then you point to the chilli. then you say ok. You never say you don't want the tur kwa.
Brownie: Oh okk.. how much is it then.
Bak Chor Mee Man: Can see or not huh. can see that you never say you don't want tur kwa? huh. huh. huh?
Brownie: Its ok. I really don't want to persue the matter. How much is my Bak Chor Mee.
Bak Chor Mee Man: You agree or not. That you never say you don't want tur kwa? Can you tell me why you say you tell me you don't want tur kwa when you didn't? huh?
Brownie: No can we move along now and let me eat?
Bak Chor Mee Man: No no no you explain to me first.
Brownie: Explain what?
Bak Chor Mee Man: Explain why you say you tell me you don't want tur kwa when you didn't say you don't want tur kwa.
Brownie: What the... OkOk I am sorry ok.
Bak Chor Mee Man: Sorry not enough. you must explain why.
Brownie: Explain why what?
Bak Chor Mee Man: Explain why you say you tell me you don't want tur kwa when you didn't say you don't want tur kwa.
Brownie: Ok fine I am sorry ok. please accept my sincere apologies if my actions cause distress or confusion to you: the Bak Chor Mee Man. LOOK its only a few pieces of liver. Lets move on..
Bak Chor Mee Man: Move on? Move on your si lang tao ah move on. My shop always here ok? Sorry also must explain..
Brownie: Very well I am so sorry. I am so sorry that I confuse you..
Bak Chor Mee Man: Sorry also must explain... -
Really? When I was in the army, Majors and Colonels would tell me they faxed documents to me with regularlity. Almost always, they never did. They would always pull rank and say I'm lying. Said I lost a restricted document. Luckily the army is used to such behaviour and the fax logs can prove that they did not send any fax at all.Originally posted by TooFree:the governmental sector has no place for liar.
Sometimes an op spec or a DY would come to my unit to discuss something, without bringing anything. Then the Colonel would come along and say his DY or spec had brought all the necessary hardcopy documentations. Funny thing is, the spec/DY would insist adamently that he brought and passed it to me and I lost it! As usual, the document handover/takeover form is used to protect me from court martial.
Sometimes, some officers would pass me one document and he would later change it and said he passed me the new document and ask why was I looking at the wrong version. Once again, the handover/takeover form.
Long story short, if there were CCTVs in the army, many trees would be saved.