The next time you go market...

• TooFree

  20 Jul 06, 15:42

  .. to buy apples do not forget to get oranges as well for they are inseparable.
  
  There was once a soul who was waiting to get transformed between a choice of an Apple or an Orange. So on that fateful day, God asked the soul: 'So have you decide on which one?' The lost soul was caught in a dilemma and could never made up its mind. The kind-hearted God then transformed a scenerio of Ah Teck's Fruits Stall right in front of the soul's eyes. 'Look carefully', he said.
  
  Apples were the hottest selling fruits off the shelf especially the reddest though it cannot guaranteed it might be the juiciest of them all, whilst Oranges were a close-knit, happy and contented bunch of fruits. God then carry on to sum up with two abstract equations; left to right, non-reversible.
  
  1. Oranges like Apples
  2. Apples may or may not like Apples
  
  Finally, the soul feeling enlightened told God: 'I want to be an Apple.' God then reply and say: 'So you want to be the best in the fruits stall?' The soul reply and say: 'No, the will to succeed lies in myself not the kind I am transformed into, but other things being equal, I prefer to reciprocate Orange love for Apple, true love should be a two-way process. The soul was then transformed into a dull-looking apple.
• MooKu

  20 Jul 06, 15:52

  "I want to be Apple."
  
  "Why?"
  
  "Because I'll get eaten quicker than an orange and then I can reincarnate and pick the other choice."
• mrsmall

  20 Jul 06, 16:23

  your choice of nick name is 100% match
• skyfoo

  20 Jul 06, 16:28

  there's no god
• Ito_^

  20 Jul 06, 16:30

  i like banana better how?
• ^tamago^

  20 Jul 06, 18:36

  Originally posted by Ito_^:

  i like banana better how?

  u like ah lau?
• monoslayer

  20 Jul 06, 18:46

  Originally posted by ^tamago^:

  u like ah lau?

  tat banana going to b goreng pisang in the near future.. *evil grin*
• popmynutsy

  20 Jul 06, 19:37

  Originally posted by skyfoo:

  there's no god

  there is.
• missqi

  20 Jul 06, 19:39

  Originally posted by popmynutsy:

  there is.

  isit? prove it.
• Master -_-

  20 Jul 06, 19:40

  Originally posted by missqi:

  isit? prove it.

  yea? u were saying?
• Ito_^

  20 Jul 06, 19:41

  Originally posted by ^tamago^:

  u like ah lau?

  edible kind.
  
  not something plastic like dat.
• missqi

  20 Jul 06, 19:42

  Originally posted by Master -_-:

  yea? u were saying?

  oh ash, nothing really. just how i thought God didn't exist.
  
• TooFree

  21 Jul 06, 14:48

  Originally posted by skyfoo:

  there's no god

  That's not the point young man.
  
  Do you know the moral of the story?
• new_b

  21 Jul 06, 15:07

  Originally posted by TooFree:

  That's not the point young man.
  
  Do you know the moral of the story?

  No..i dont mind to share
• SGpork

  21 Jul 06, 15:09

  Originally posted by Ito_^:

  i like banana better how?

  oh no
  
  
• fugue in C minor

  22 Jul 06, 17:20

  I like durian better, esp D24 ones.