2 excuses for not completing your Maths homework
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1. I had indigestion from all the pi last night.
2. I dug the whole garden but I could not find any square root. -
That's not good enough, I more powDerful.
If it was a worksheet, I'd soak it in the water, then say, it rained yesterday, and I couldn't see what's on the worksheet, because I dropped it on the floor.....
Next, if I need to complete it on a foolscap paper, I'd just take any maths exercise I did a year ago and soak it in the water or ask my dog to bite it into pieces, or put it in the washing machine and tmr show the teacher, IT WASN'T MY FAULT. -
U got no brain.
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Another excuse 'Teacher, I heard wrongly. Thought you said wonderbra, not algebra.'
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my dog ate my homework!
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i am stupid.
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Your teaching sucks!
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no no no......that's not good......how about this excuse.......Originally posted by field:1. I had indigestion from all the pi last night.
2. I dug the whole garden but I could not find any square root.
i have been raped.........so i couldn;t finish my homework.........
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rape onli happen for a while. don tell mi u being rape the whole nite?Originally posted by gohkatkat:no no no......that's not good......how about this excuse.......
i have been raped.........so i couldn;t finish my homework......... 
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i was injured in a fight when 1 student said u werent the best teacher.
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Of course can't complete your homework. You are doing Science!Originally posted by field:1. I had indigestion from all the pi last night.
2. I dug the whole garden but I could not find any square root. -
Originally posted by popmynutsy:i was injured in a fight when 1 student said u werent the best teacher.
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thats a good oneOriginally posted by popmynutsy:i was injured in a fight when 1 student said u werent the best teacher. -
my calculator runs out of battery
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my math teacher showed me one b4. That time i was on the topic of differentiation on the part on limits
She said: i was only able to tend to my worksheet but i could'nt reach it =D