SAY SORRY TO ME!!!

• markzz

  30 Aug 06, 20:19

  There was once a man named Ali who had a very small penis and he was rather ashamed of it.
  
  One day, Ali went to see a Bomoh to seek help for his problem. After chanting some spells and applying some stuffs to his penis, the Bomoh said:
  
  "Ali, in order for the spell to work, u must get another person to apologize to u- in any language! Remember, each apology will increase your penis by 5 cm! After the sun sets today, your penis will remain the length u had extended it to! "
  
  Leaving the Bomoh's house, Ali saw an Englishman on the street. Ali went up to him and bumped into him.
  
  The Englishman took off his hat and said : "I'm so sorry, my good man! "
  
  Imediately, Ali felt his penis growing longer. He ran to the toilet and measured it with a measuring tape..it had indeed grew longer by 5cm!
  
  Next, Ali bumped into an Ah Beng.
  
  Ah Beng *putting his hand to his temple* "Pai Say! Pai Say! "
  
  Ali's Penis grew by 10 cm!
  
  5 more cm...thought Ali. Just 5 more!
  
  After walking for awhile, Ali spotted an Indian Tourist.
  
  Running forward, he bumped into the Indian...
  
  Indian *pressing his palms together* : "Oh! A THOUSAND APOLOGIES , sir!
  
  Ali: Nooooooooooooooooooooo..............................
  
  
• toyota-corolla

  30 Aug 06, 20:20

  
• missqi

  30 Aug 06, 20:20

  
  but u shld post in jokes forum ma.
  
• davidche

  30 Aug 06, 20:21

  hahahaha
• Deunamist

  30 Aug 06, 20:21

  LOL!!!
  
  
• Texcoco II

  30 Aug 06, 20:22

  
• markzz

  30 Aug 06, 20:24

  Originally posted by missqi:

  
  but u shld post in jokes forum ma.
  

  wanted to tease u all with the title mah!
  
  
  
  now SAY SORRY TO ME!
• NT2

  30 Aug 06, 20:24

  thousands apologies markz
• missqi

  30 Aug 06, 20:24

  Originally posted by markzz:

  wanted to tease u all with the title mah!
  
  
  
  now SAY SORRY TO ME!

  why should i?
  let u have small one.
  
• markzz

  30 Aug 06, 20:26

  Originally posted by NT2:

  thousands apologies markz

  *strangles NT2 with super long Penis *
  
  
• Ito_^

  30 Aug 06, 20:26

  a billion billion sorry dude.
  
  now u're a dick head!
• markzz

  30 Aug 06, 20:26

  Originally posted by missqi:

  why should i?
  let u have small one.
  

  where got small...
  
  mine average size la..
  
  *takes off pants and show it to Qiqi*
  
  
• mhcampboy

  30 Aug 06, 20:27

  wrong forum. thread close!
  
  *
  reaches out to close topic button
  
  oh... im not the mod here...
  
  
• missqi

  30 Aug 06, 20:28

  Originally posted by markzz:

  where got small...
  
  mine average size la..
  
  *takes off pants and show it to Qiqi*
  
  

  /qiqi covers eyes and runs away
  
• stellazio

  30 Aug 06, 20:28

  
• markzz

  30 Aug 06, 20:29

  I guess this thread explains why a certain forumite keep asking pple say sorry to him
• markzz

  30 Aug 06, 20:29

  Originally posted by missqi:

  /qiqi covers eyes and runs away
  

  *chase after Qiqi *
• missqi

  30 Aug 06, 20:30

  Originally posted by markzz:

  *chase after Qiqi *

  /me use umbrella and poke markzz' one.
  GOT BLOOD AH!
  
• Seth35

  30 Aug 06, 20:30

  I think the person is you...
• lpx88

  30 Aug 06, 20:31

  more than 5000cm long
• NT2

  30 Aug 06, 20:34

  Originally posted by markzz:

  *strangles NT2 with super long Penis *
  
  

  i'm really sorry!!!
• markzz

  30 Aug 06, 20:41

  Originally posted by missqi:

  /me use umbrella and poke markzz' one.
  GOT BLOOD AH!
  

  where QIQI got the umbrella from?
• missqi

  30 Aug 06, 20:42

  Originally posted by markzz:

  where QIQI got the umbrella from?

  
  for me to know, for u to find out.
• markzz

  30 Aug 06, 20:43

  Originally posted by missqi:

  
  for me to know, for u to find out.

  U steal from the Penguin, right?!
  
  
• Unidentified

  30 Aug 06, 20:46

  Originally posted by lpx88:

  more than 5000cm long

  5010 cm in total
  
  so it 50.1 m