THINGS TO DO When You are Bored..(IN SINGAPORE, WE HAVE OUR NTUC FAIRPRICE, COLD Storage or Carrefour.
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>1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they
>aren't looking.
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>2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.
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>3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
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>4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I
>think
we
>have a code 3 in house wares" and see what happens.
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>5. Put some M&M's on lay away.
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>6. Move "CAUTION WET FLOOR" signs to carpet areas.
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>7. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only
>invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
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>8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why
won't
>you people leave me alone."
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>9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you
>pick your nose or scratch yourself.
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>10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission
>Impossible.'
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>11. While handling knives in the kitchen department ask the clerk if he
>knows where the anti-depressants are.
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>12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different
>size funnels.
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>13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper
>"PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!"
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>14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fatal
>position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
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>15. Go to the fitting room and yell real loud.....?Hey we're out of
>toilet paper in here!"
Then you can beat boredom!!
