Read this! True or False?
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10 Signs You Are A Typical Malaysian.
1) When driving always try to go first, traffic light havent turn green yet but you already horn like no tomorrow for cars to move when its green. Driving on bus and taxi lane to be fast.
2) When got accident or anything going on by the road, all the driver "ke po" will take few second or worst, stop car to see what happen. Then cause all the traffic jam around, not cause of accident but cause of drivers curiosity. But if got accident also, need help to go hospital or anything, no one bothers to help.
3) Always pretend rich by having good cars, great houses and big business but at the back all is under loan and mortgage from bank. Waiting to be pull back by bank. In another words, wanna look good on outside yet inside is nothing.
4)Anything happened only know how to be blame people and you always the right one. No one is correct and right except you.
5) Outside talk loud, can talk politic and talk bad everywhere anytime. But when police come to catch you for ISA ( Internal Security Act) or got any problem. First one to run and deny always you.
6) At food stall on the roadside, people charge you 5 ringgit for mee you say expensive and inreasonable price. When at shopping complex , people charge you 15 ringgit for normal mee
worse than roadside stall, you say its nice and standard.
7) Bring girls out all you pay, when go out with family or guy's friend..No money lar~
Everyday wait money drop from sky, massive betting on toto, magnum, damacai, jackpot, football, basketball , golf...anything as long can earn fast money. But when loan shark (Along) come.....no sight of you..
9) Professional big cannon (Ta Pao) , always talk big..... ( Thats why every state the muzeum in front got 2 big cannon)
10) You dress normally, but wear genuine rolex but people say you wear fake rolex. You wear nicely and look classy, but wear fake rolex yet people say you are wearing real rolex. -
i wont read it - since i am no malaysian.
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the 1st 1 abit hard to believe liaoz. where in the world will people do that?
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Malaysians doing that in Singapore?Originally posted by popmynutsy:the 1st 1 abit hard to believe liaoz. where in the world will people do that? -
got alot siaz...Originally posted by popmynutsy:the 1st 1 abit hard to believe liaoz. where in the world will people do that?
kns. people walk across the road, u can see the cars vrooming to knock u down already.
in singapore who dare to do dat? got la.. but uber rare. when kana, i sure walk even slower. there i dare not. -
10 Signs You Are A Typical Malaysian.
1) When driving always try to go first, traffic light havent turn green yet but you already horn like no tomorrow for cars to move when its green. Driving on bus and taxi lane to be fast.
Only some people do that, even in Kuala Lumpur. In other places, it's uber rare to find such cases. Malays love doing it. (although i'm malay myself)
2) When got accident or anything going on by the road, all the driver "ke po" will take few second or worst, stop car to see what happen. Then cause all the traffic jam around, not cause of accident but cause of drivers curiosity. But if got accident also, need help to go hospital or anything, no one bothers to help.
this one very true. rubbish dumps love doing this thing.
3) Always pretend rich by having good cars, great houses and big business but at the back all is under loan and mortgage from bank. Waiting to be pull back by bank. In another words, wanna look good on outside yet inside is nothing.
Malays love this kinda thing. I mean the between-average-and-poor Malays, that is.
4)Anything happened only know how to be blame people and you always the right one. No one is correct and right except you.
This is what we call "ego". Minahs do this.
5) Outside talk loud, can talk politic and talk bad everywhere anytime. But when police come to catch you for ISA ( Internal Security Act) or got any problem. First one to run and deny always you.
Oh, this one, only UMNO members do. no guts and balls.
6) At food stall on the roadside, people charge you 5 ringgit for mee you say expensive and inreasonable price. When at shopping complex , people charge you 15 ringgit for normal mee
worse than roadside stall, you say its nice and standard.
this one alsu true. always want branded things one. fckers.
7) Bring girls out all you pay, when go out with family or guy's friend..No money lar~
true~ but not me Everyday wait money drop from sky, massive betting on toto, magnum, damacai, jackpot, football, basketball , golf...anything as long can earn fast money. But when loan shark (Along) come.....no sight of you..
becoz malaysia's loan sharks noob lor...
9) Professional big cannon (Ta Pao) , always talk big..... ( Thats why every state the muzeum in front got 2 big cannon)
this one, minahs always do also.
10) You dress normally, but wear genuine rolex but people say you wear fake rolex. You wear nicely and look classy, but wear fake rolex yet people say you are wearing real rolex.
true true~ but not me -
siao la, i wear tag heur and slippers nia
