Terrorists could attack aircraft with gel-filled bras
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Terrorists could attack aircraft with gel-filled bras
KY Jelly: al-Qaeda's new weapon of fear?
By Lester Haines
Friday 8th September 2006
In the time-honoured Register tradition of offering terrorists top tips* on how to bring down airliners, we'd like this afternoon to draw al-Qaeda's attention to two possible ways of getting binary liquid explosives through security: gel-filled bras and KY Jelly.
Both, according to the US's Transport Security Administration list, are permitted items. Here's the full run-down:
Small amounts of baby formula and breast milk if a baby or small child is travelling
Liquid prescription medicine with a name that matches the passenger's ticket:
Up to 5 oz. (148ml) of liquid or gel low blood sugar treatment
Up to 4 oz. of essential non-prescription liquid medications including saline solution, eye care products and KY Jelly
Gel-filled bras and similar prostethics
Gel-filled wheelchair cushions
Life support and life sustaining liquids such as bone marrow, blood products, and transplant organs carried for medical reasons
Inclusion of gel-filled bras has a pretty simple explanation. They're commonly used as prosthetics for mastectomy patients, so there's a personal dignity issue here. Try this account of the indignity suffered by a 57-year-old cancer survivor en route to Majorca who was told that her "gel-filled breast would need to be checked in with baggage".
As for KY Jelly, well, we reckon it's pretty essential for those passengers wishing to enjoy a "mile-high lube job", but we think US officials should be aware that Jihadists could pack a standard tube with enough ricin to kill around four million guinea pigs. To put it in perspective, that's the equivalent of a six-foot-deep layer of dead guinea pigs covering an area the size of three football pitches. It's a chilling thought. -
People are getting more and more creative.
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osama is nuts and so as his counter parts... lol all so noob one.. come chalange us dotA, we will own osama's asz upside down inside out... lolOriginally posted by shade343:People are getting more and more creative. -
Maybe he is pro DOTA player you know, later it is you that is being owned.Originally posted by sand king:osama is nuts and so as his counter parts... lol all so noob one.. come chalange us dotA, we will own osama's asz upside down inside out... lol -
maybe hes icefrog?!Originally posted by Eternal-fire:Maybe he is pro DOTA player you know, later it is you that is being owned.
tt aside, osama and gang must be damn happy tt others are doing the brain storming for them.... -
if all these keep up and govt keep banning more items.... might as well make flying the MOST UNSAFE means of transport... ban flying
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someone cap the bastard's knee already..
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Maybe next time before boarding must strip search or board the flight naked.
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Wow what if a big bosom lady decides to blow herself up with some gel bra ? Can't imagine what will happen , pieces of breast splattering onto you ?
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sour milk is much better than nuclear bomb. -
Hey where to download dota??Originally posted by sand king:osama is nuts and so as his counter parts... lol all so noob one.. come chalange us dotA, we will own osama's asz upside down inside out... lol
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Hey where to download dota??Originally posted by sand king:osama is nuts and so as his counter parts... lol all so noob one.. come chalange us dotA, we will own osama's asz upside down inside out... lol -
Then how are we going to travel? By ships? Also can kena bomb..Originally posted by tomsss:if all these keep up and govt keep banning more items.... might as well make flying the MOST UNSAFE means of transport... ban flying
Bus also.. will be bombed..
Knn.. we are not suppose to travel then??
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can lah...just in your dreams loz...Originally posted by Urroh:Then how are we going to travel? By ships? Also can kena bomb..
Bus also.. will be bombed..
Knn.. we are not suppose to travel then?? 
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.Originally posted by nightzip:can lah...just in your dreams loz...
Never go to those places before how to dream? Look at pictures ah?
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Thinking like a terrorist is the only way you're going to find the loopholes.
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What if they had bre ast Implants of Liquid Explosives ????
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then you need to insert the bre ast with a detonator first...
you let's say you squeeze the bre ast then it eject out explosive gel...somewhat like a flame-thrower.