LOL / Lol / lol / lolol
WTF / WTF ?
f.uckin (somethin) eg. did you see that f.uckin asshole ....
f.uck you (with U.S accent) (to close friend who try to be funny but i dont meant anything

)
Motherf.ucker.
F.uck (when sth crops up)
b.itch (to close friend)
sia (got influenced by ple)
yea.
Your dumb / Why so dumb ?
so that explains.
you know what, ....
lets see
Well ....
Look, ....
i guess ....
Wassup

Hi / Hey, HI
Latest:
"She sells seashells on the seashore, the shells she sells is seashore shells."
the F word i can have many combination

Well nth to be proud of