kinda sharing those bashing&lame quest&ans wif 1 another????

• user11

  19 Sep 06, 17:01

  well jz wanan create a topic for those who r moody,having thier dwns or perhaps stressed at studies &wk etc...
  
  topic is bashing quest and lame ans...
  
  1)a cake is walking into a forest..while d cake is walking,it fell onto d ground..luckily an animal came to its rescue,hence encourage the cake to stand up once again..
  so guess wats is d animal?
  
  -->ans is pig (zhu)
  why?
  
  -->cos zhu gu li dan gao
  
  2)apart fr all food,wat r the 2 favourite tat mouse love d most?
  the 1st one is cheese..of cos..so wat r d other food?
  
  -->ans is dried noodles ("ta mee" in hokkien)
  
  y?
  
  -->cos hav u ever heard d song of "lao su ai ta mi"..hence eventually u'll get d hint le..
  
  3)who likes to sheng chu yuan shou?
  
  -->ans is doraemon
  
  y?
  
  -->cos doraemon's hands r round..
  
  4)which china emperor cannot see?
  
  -->ans is Kang Xi
  
  y?
  
  -->cos Kang Xi translate to english is "cant see"
  
  very lame...
  
  well anyway hope pple will contribute more of these lames ans and quest as to brighten up those pple who r having moody moods or stressed at wk..
  
  Thx for the co-operation...
• Allen.Iverson

  19 Sep 06, 17:24

  lololol!!!
  cant think of any lame ones now though =)
  
• JJxJJ

  19 Sep 06, 17:25

  only understand last one
• FireIce

  19 Sep 06, 17:26

  http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=120990
• Hello Kitty

  19 Sep 06, 22:08

  pls close n lock!
• davidche

  19 Sep 06, 22:28

  ADD ONE MORE:
  
  Qn: why did the fox slip and fall??
  
  Ans: cos hu2 li2 jiao3 hua2
• Hello Kitty

  20 Sep 06, 03:20

  who knw wat time lockin ah?
• Quinsy

  20 Sep 06, 03:24

  ask you. An Indian stands a distance away from another Indian. How do they communicate?
• Hello Kitty

  20 Sep 06, 03:26

  mai lah.
  
  wan slp liao.
  
  bai bai!
• Lorry`

  20 Sep 06, 07:30

  Originally posted by Quinsy:

  An Indian stands a distance away from another Indian. How do they communicate?

  this 1 is abit racist 1 is it .. quite familiar but forget the answer
• Hello Kitty

  20 Sep 06, 23:25

  hw cm stil open?
• tomsss

  20 Sep 06, 23:32

  
• toyota-corolla

  20 Sep 06, 23:36

  Originally posted by Quinsy:

  ask you. An Indian stands a distance away from another Indian. How do they communicate?

  my friend told me, the red dot on their head is infraed. hence they use their red dot to communicate. but nowadays very high-tech, some indian wrap their head, but what actually inside is, bluetooth devices or DSL router.
  
  no offence
• snowiesnow

  20 Sep 06, 23:37

  indian, via infra-red. cos they got the DOTS on their head.
  
  dun so mean lah u all!
  
  anyway, god use what shampoo?
• Hello Kitty

  21 Sep 06, 00:49

  u oso another lame one.
  
  follow me lah!