If You Get Caught Sleeping At Work:
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If You Get Caught Sleeping At Work:
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
And the #1 excuse to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.
1. " ...... AMEN!" -
lol, yea, someone from my church showed it to me while we were on a Thailand mission trip 2 years ago. Except I think the #1 excuse was slightly different. It was "In Jesus name I pray...Amen."
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Lolx. I was expecting this when I read you title.
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this is something i really need arh cos it is v useful 
Originally posted by arcadegamestore:If You Get Caught Sleeping At Work:
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
And the #1 excuse to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.
1. " ...... AMEN!" -
Amen to that!Originally posted by arcadegamestore:And the #1 excuse to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.
1. " ...... AMEN!" -
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i love no. 4
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Haa, reminds me when I got caught sleeping on the sofa.
Luckily never got caught sleeping on floor. -
all these methods works provided u don't snore.
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I don't understand this one:
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!"
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AGREE....Originally posted by Gordonator:all these methods works provided u don't snore.
but i got 1 way to counter it....
boss...i am having a flu...
u hear wrongly...
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Wonder if it works for school?
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Haha you can try ..
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which 1?Originally posted by arcadegamestore:Haha you can try .. -
"I was doing a highly specific 10 time a day prayer due to my fate in my Religion. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice siew jiao??"Originally posted by Gordonator:all these methods works provided u don't snore. 
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many times I sleep with my eyes open in classOriginally posted by NewAge:Wonder if it works for school?
oh ya when i'm working I do fell asleep with my eyes open during seminars sometimes also
the feeling not very good because the mind is falling asleep, yet the eye lids cannot close for fear of being discovered.. then struggle to open and close, then end up image infront of you is shaking. -
no 1 sounds good.
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I will try number 6 !!Originally posted by alvin-ncs:which 1? Drooling on the keyboard -
lol! blame the coffee machine is broken
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the threadstarter kena caught sleeping in his arcade store
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unless the store no business, or else arcade so noisy how to sleep?Originally posted by Dead_Man_Inc:the threadstarter kena caught sleeping in his arcade store -
I don't really care.... i am business owner...
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later ur workers use those tricks.Originally posted by Ponders:I don't really care.... i am business owner... -
lol...Originally posted by arcadegamestore:I will try number 6 !! Drooling on the keyboard