Why English die young.
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No.28 must have been speaking from experience
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LOL!
NOW I FEEL SMART.
Had a great laugh so THANKS for posting this, HAHAHAHA.
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22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
Pure poetry in motion -
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14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
When I read this, I giggled to myself like a schoolgirl would after being shown a picture of the male anatomy and how a penis gets erect after being sexually aroused, in a sex education class. -
good stuff
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
7. He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.
20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something. -
Those are really witty stuff!
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I laughed out loud the same way you would, after reading something amusing.Originally posted by kecang_puteh:When I read this, I giggled to myself like a schoolgirl would after being shown a picture of the male anatomy and how a penis gets erect after being sexually aroused, in a sex education class. -
17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.
When I read this, I blushed like laotaozi would after being caught masturbating to missqi's latest avatar by his mother.