How women p*ss us off!
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In bed with my missus, going to sleep, as ever i was too warm so i backed off a bit and moved over to my side of the bed
Her: (in baby voice ) where are you going
me: im really hot so im just gonna cool down here for a bit
her: i cant sleep unless your next to me though
me: well you must have managed before you met me!
her: very funny, if you're being mean im going to sleep
me: *laughs* ok sweety (i roll onto my other side to get some kip)
her: what are you doing?
me: going to sleep
her:but i cant see you if you face that way
me: its dark you're going to sleep and you're facing the other way anyway
her: but what if i wake up in the night and want to look at you
me: what
it will still be dark
her: fine
for the next two hours she huffed and puffed and tossed and turned trying to get my attention, i ignored her and fell asleep, when i woke up she was attached to me like a limpit. she complained that i was sweaty in the night
FOR f**kS SAKE WOMAN!!! -
Awww~~~~ How loving and nice~~~ -
Can't live with them, can't live without them. -
sometimes i really don understand them.. yetOriginally posted by Deportivo:In bed with my missus, going to sleep, as ever i was too warm so i backed off a bit and moved over to my side of the bed
Her: (in baby voice ) where are you going
me: im really hot so im just gonna cool down here for a bit
her: i cant sleep unless your next to me though
me: well you must have managed before you met me!
her: very funny, if you're being mean im going to sleep
me: *laughs* ok sweety (i roll onto my other side to get some kip)
her: what are you doing?
me: going to sleep
her:but i cant see you if you face that way
me: its dark you're going to sleep and you're facing the other way anyway
her: but what if i wake up in the night and want to look at you
me: what it will still be dark
her: fine
for the next two hours she huffed and puffed and tossed and turned trying to get my attention, i ignored her and fell asleep, when i woke up she was attached to me like a limpit. she complained that i was sweaty in the night
FOR f**kS SAKE WOMAN!!!
nvm i don care anyway as long as i have my FUN -
you should have engaged in some night exercise.
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She felt horny. Mebbe on way back from work she saw a super hunk and got horny. So wanted you to provide some satisfaction.
Tip: Get airconditioning -
return her for a refund
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u could have kicked her off the bed
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hey..come on man! she probably just wants attention, if that's what she want,y can't you,as her bf give her some attention?You should probably give in to her...
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That's coz she loves you, dude...
She just wants to near you, and the day when she doesn't really care where you are facing, trust me, you might just miss this super gluey affection... -
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You know, at least she bothers to stick with you.
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X2Originally posted by Vonderful:That's coz she loves you, dude...
She just wants to near you, and the day when she doesn't really care where you are facing, trust me, you might just miss this super gluey affection...
Ya lor...Haiz...Humans are like that de la...When you got the thing you want,you will not want to cherish it,treats it like trash,but when its no longer yours or has disappear,then you will come looking/panic, and you will start to realise y you din cherish it in the beginning...HAIZ
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you'll mizz her affection when shes gone..not many women shows this kind of bed time affection.. i envy you bro..Originally posted by Deportivo:In bed with my missus, going to sleep, as ever i was too warm so i backed off a bit and moved over to my side of the bed
Her: (in baby voice ) where are you going
me: im really hot so im just gonna cool down here for a bit
her: i cant sleep unless your next to me though
me: well you must have managed before you met me!
her: very funny, if you're being mean im going to sleep
me: *laughs* ok sweety (i roll onto my other side to get some kip)
her: what are you doing?
me: going to sleep
her:but i cant see you if you face that way
me: its dark you're going to sleep and you're facing the other way anyway
her: but what if i wake up in the night and want to look at you
me: what it will still be dark
her: fine
for the next two hours she huffed and puffed and tossed and turned trying to get my attention, i ignored her and fell asleep, when i woke up she was attached to me like a limpit. she complained that i was sweaty in the night
FOR f**kS SAKE WOMAN!!! -
Totally +1Originally posted by 4getmenot:you'll mizz her affection when shes gone..not many women shows this kind of bed time affection.. i envy you bro..
Some ppl get all the luck in the world T_T -
I pity her. I really pity her..
Bro, You Choose her as your Wife. Don't whine about her giving you too much "love" now. -
ya, not many womans like her.
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This is another classic...
her: 'can we do this tonight?'
me 'sorry i got xyz to do...'
her: 'oh right.......PAUSE!!....'
me: 'that cool'
her: 'well yeah, i just (bullsh*t, bullsh*t...guilt, guilt)'
me: 'oh right, sorry...i cant'
her: 'no thats fine...(which she clearly isnt')
me: 'well what shall we do then' (trying to work around it)
her 'no its fine'
me: IT CLEARLY f**kING ISNT IS IT SO STOP MAKING ME FEEL LIKE A c**t!!! -
my missus wanted to follow the movies, wake up with my arm under her neck hugging her.
only that, in reality, when i do that, its either my arm's feeling real hot, or i get a numbness on my arm until its unbearable.
but then again, when we quarrel and she ignores me, i can't stand it as well
so funny somtimes
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lol.
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is she hawt.
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hahhahaha thats hilarious ask yourself this.
Marriage - bliss or hell? -
Cool lor....i want a girl to hug me at night to sleep also no chance.
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mabbe dats y nw more gers turnin to lesbianism.
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this has got to be the funniest thing I've read this week.Originally posted by Deportivo:In bed with my missus, going to sleep, as ever i was too warm so i backed off a bit and moved over to my side of the bed
Her: (in baby voice ) where are you going
me: im really hot so im just gonna cool down here for a bit
her: i cant sleep unless your next to me though
me: well you must have managed before you met me!
her: very funny, if you're being mean im going to sleep
me: *laughs* ok sweety (i roll onto my other side to get some kip)
her: what are you doing?
me: going to sleep
her:but i cant see you if you face that way
me: its dark you're going to sleep and you're facing the other way anyway
her: but what if i wake up in the night and want to look at you
me: what it will still be dark
her: fine
for the next two hours she huffed and puffed and tossed and turned trying to get my attention, i ignored her and fell asleep, when i woke up she was attached to me like a limpit. she complained that i was sweaty in the night
FOR f**kS SAKE WOMAN!!!