Some weird/Funny Singaporean names

• cockaholic

  8 Oct 06, 14:25

  that reminds me...my bro got this fren surname Seng, then his name is Charles, put everything together and you get Charles Seng(chow sen; rotten with a bad smell)
  
  
• f50_vapor

  8 Oct 06, 15:12

  hahs... farny names sia!
• jaydunkfull

  8 Oct 06, 18:51

  modi, we call her mouldy
• pokkagreentea

  8 Oct 06, 18:51

  wahaha@ GOH RI LA.
  
  
• evolute8

  8 Oct 06, 19:30

  Gan Nina
• 105090

  8 Oct 06, 20:08

  got this from an email
  
  Mandarin
  > Paul Chan - Bankrupt (puo charn)
  > Anne Chang - Dirty (ang chang)
  > Faye Chen - Dusty
  > Anne Chin - Keep quiet (ann qing)
  > Henry Mah - Hate your mum (hern ni mah)
  > Jane Tan - Frying eggs (jian dan)
  > Nelson Tan - Bird laying eggs
  > Leslie Tong - Rubbish bin (lar si tong)
  >
  > Hokkien
  > Carl Chng - Buttock
  > Monica Chng - Touching your buttocks
  > Lucy Leow - You are dead (le see liao)
  > Suzie Leow - Lost till death
  > Lim Yew Lin - Drink urine
  > Lim Teh Peng - Drink iced tea
  > Danny See - Squeeze you to death
  > Corrine Tai - Poor fellow (Koh lian dai)
  > Rosie Teng - Screws and nails (lor see teng)
  > Carmen Tng - Leg hair long
  > Pete Tsai - Nose droppings (pee sai)
  >
  > Cantonese
  > Connie Mah - Call your mother
  > Macy Koh - Never die before
  
  
• Cool-gal

  8 Oct 06, 20:45

  Originally posted by kaister:

  Got wear red shoes and wig a not?

  bo leh...
  maybe the great grandson
• iSpeak

  8 Oct 06, 21:14

  Last time I primary 5.
  
  One girl.
  
  Her name Fook Yoo.
• industrie

  8 Oct 06, 22:41

  Kok Hua Hua - Cock smooth smooth!!
  
  
• oldbreadstinks

  8 Oct 06, 23:56

  Originally posted by hatemeifuwantto:

  got ppl's name chow chi wai(chow chi bai)

  i knew a guy like that, i think i recalled him introducing himself as
  
  "Hi! My name is Andrew Chow Chee Wai"
• Cpt.ZR

  9 Oct 06, 02:22

  
• FBI

  9 Oct 06, 06:11

  Originally posted by Texcoco II:

  Some weird/Funny Singaporean names I have heard
  
  Platinum Chan
  Tiger Woo (Local junior golfer's son)
  Kazzan Lee
  Manchester Tong
  Cubby Leong
  Forest wood (not ang moh but chinese!)
  Mike.A.Bustard (Ang moh)
  Brazil Tan
  Chia Chee Wai
  Axis Teo
  Zero Wong
  Lim Sen Happy (A not realli happy NS man)
  Gan Nina (Businesscard of a female Insurance agent)
  Fong Long Dong
  Goh Ri La
  Han Chin Peng
  Lau Heng Kee
  Chow Tum Tong
  Loh Mai Kai
  Mo Tau Fatt
  Gerhad Fuck (Austrian guy, "Fuck" pronounced as "Fock" in German)
  Lily Lee Li Li
  Pushy Woo
  Million Kok
  Handsome Lee
  Rich Mah
  
  These names are real (according to the sources) in which I have did a search at other local forums and collect them, as well as from my own personal knowledge
  
  

  lily lee li li is my fren, u know her too?!
• udontknowme

  9 Oct 06, 06:13

  ive seen a person with the name lily lee li li before in singapore too ....
  
  hmmm...
• Ponders

  9 Oct 06, 09:23

  Originally posted by iSpeak:
  Last time I primary 5.
  
  One girl.
  
  Her name [b]Fook Yoo. [/b]

  Sister Fook Mi?
• FBI

  9 Oct 06, 09:25

  Originally posted by udontknowme:

  ive seen a person with the name lily lee li li before in singapore too ....
  
  hmmm...

  sounds like this name not really v rare
• tortoise55

  9 Oct 06, 13:17

  I had a friend who's name is Lee Colin Marshall or Lee Marshall Colin it in, so go figure
• off_service

  9 Oct 06, 13:54

  Master Wong Fei hong?
• trendz

  9 Oct 06, 17:32

  
• ItchyArmpit

  9 Oct 06, 17:42

  dam it i am found my name is Goh Rilla not Ri La
  
  it is true and my friend call me gorilla due to my bball skill and name
  and i nicknamed myself as itchyarmpit cuz gorilla has one..... heehee
• AngGuKuay

  9 Oct 06, 18:20

  haha... funny..
  
  Gan Nina!
• Ponders

  9 Oct 06, 18:23

  My MTO...
  
  Lim Peh Beng.
  
  
• pyjamasgirl

  9 Oct 06, 18:24

  
  Originally posted by Texcoco II:
  Some weird/Funny Singaporean names I have heard
  
  Platinum Chan
  Tiger Woo (Local junior golfer's son)
  Kazzan Lee
  Manchester Tong
  Cubby Leong
  Forest wood (not ang moh but chinese!)
  Mike.A.Bustard (Ang moh)
  Brazil Tan
  Chia Chee Wai
  Axis Teo
  Zero Wong
  Lim Sen Happy (A not realli happy NS man)
  Gan Nina (A female Insurance agent)
  Fong Long Dong
  Goh Ri La
  Han Chin Peng
  Lau Heng Kee
  Chow Tum Tong
  Loh Mai Kai
  Mo Tau Fatt
  Gerhad *$!& (Austrian guy, "*$!&" pronounced as "Fock" in German)
  Lily Lee Li Li
  Pushy Woo
  Million Kok
  Handsome Lee
  Rich Mah
  
  

  thats my mummy name!!!
  : )
  
• Unidentified

  9 Oct 06, 18:32

  Originally posted by stevenliew:

  My fren is lim pei song
  its true

  my friend name is oh peh song
  we alway do this in front of him : orr yaa pehh yaa song !!
• laurence82

  9 Oct 06, 18:33

  Originally posted by tortoise55:

  I had a friend who's name is Lee Colin Marshall or Lee Marshall Colin it in, so go figure

  Either he is mixed, or he is a Catholic?
• BizarreRocksD12

  9 Oct 06, 18:57

  one good one i know, some guy from some company and he met some french ppl for some work stuff, they were laughing at him.
  
  Goh lik kok
  
  go lick cock