Steps on how to stop ppl from asking u for ciggies anymore.
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As the prices of ciggies has gone up so much,more n more ppl has quit buying ciggies but has not stopped smoking.so u will notice dat actually ur 1 packet of ciggies u might not even smoke more den 10 sticks due to ppl asking from u.Here is one way to stop them from asking u for ciggies once n for all.
things u will need:
1pkt ciggies,alot of match sticks n a tweezer.
How to do:
take out the matches n break the heads of the match stick(the side dat u use to light). now take out 1 ciggie n use the tweezer to take out all the tobacco leaves. next put a match stick head in it den use the tweezer n put back some tobacco,den put another match stick head in n put more tobacco (keep repeating it till u fill the ciggie with both tobacco n match head). so dat i stick of ciggie u will have ard 3-4 match stick heads in it.do it for the rest of the packet.
Wad will happen:
Instead of waiting for them to ask u for ciggies,u will offer them ur rigged ciggies generously.den kindly watch them get a shock when they smoke ur ciggie.as the ciggie burns slowly the moment it heats up the match stick head it will catch fire.hopefully it happens when he is puffing.
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we smokers dun mind sharing one
today u take mine, another day i take urs -
This applies to people who buys ciggies...Originally posted by FireIce:we smokers dun mind sharing one
today u take mine, another day i take urs
There are some people who would never get their own ciggies, how you gonna get from them back... Just give and give and give until they no longer feel pai sei...
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woo.....lucky i no have such frens.......
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Well ppl take more of mine den i take theirs,not dat me being calculative.but sometimes i juz buy 1 packet n smoke 1 stick nia i have to give at least 5 sticks away.all it takes are 3-4 smoking breaks to finish my 1 pkt of ciggies.n i dun believe in not buying my own ciggies.Worst sometimes when i no ciggie ppl dun even give me lor.Originally posted by FireIce:we smokers dun mind sharing one
today u take mine, another day i take urs
(and i smoke original got pay tax wan not buy from geylang wan) -
why so kiasu..ciggy nia la...wont die one
unless got cannabis inside -
lucky i don smoke..
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If ah lians ask you for cigarettes, u may say, "Hun ki see bo, lanjiao wu zek diao. Ai mai?" Then they sure leave u alone in future .
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scarli they nvr leave me alone how,they say they wan den wad m i gonna do sia??Originally posted by Rock^Star:If ah lians ask you for cigarettes, u may say, "Hun ki see bo, lanjiao wu zek diao. Ai mai?" Then they sure leave u alone in future .
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Then....then....thennn arrgh!!! U need me to teach u is it?!?Originally posted by VanillaIce:scarli they nvr leave me alone how,they say they wan den wad m i gonna do sia?? -
Oooo... you are evil...Originally posted by VanillaIce:As the prices of ciggies has gone up so much,more n more ppl has quit buying ciggies but has not stopped smoking.so u will notice dat actually ur 1 packet of ciggies u might not even smoke more den 10 sticks due to ppl asking from u.Here is one way to stop them from asking u for ciggies once n for all.
things u will need:
1pkt ciggies,alot of match sticks n a tweezer.
How to do:
take out the matches n break the heads of the match stick(the side dat u use to light). now take out 1 ciggie n use the tweezer to take out all the tobacco leaves. next put a match stick head in it den use the tweezer n put back some tobacco,den put another match stick head in n put more tobacco (keep repeating it till u fill the ciggie with both tobacco n match head). so dat i stick of ciggie u will have ard 3-4 match stick heads in it.do it for the rest of the packet.
Wad will happen:
Instead of waiting for them to ask u for ciggies,u will offer them ur rigged ciggies generously.den kindly watch them get a shock when they smoke ur ciggie.as the ciggie burns slowly the moment it heats up the match stick head it will catch fire.hopefully it happens when he is puffing.
But let me make it MORE evil:
>> Instead of using match stick heads, buy a paket of sparklers
>> Shave the sparkler's powder coating off
>> Tweezer the tobacco out of ciggy, and fill it 3 quarter full of sparkler powder, and top it up with tobacco
Offer it to someone (whom you don't want to be friends with anymore) and watch the fireworks.... -
are u a smoker?
even i not smoker i know
smokers will share with each other, sometimes my friends will buy back a pack for all the ciggies they owe
smokers who take but no give, soon find themselves very lonely -
Muahahahaha great minds think alike.Originally posted by ShutterBug:Oooo... you are evil...
But let me make it MORE evil:
>> Instead of using match stick heads, buy a paket of sparklers
>> Shave the sparkler's powder coating off
>> Tweezer the tobacco out of ciggy, and fill it 3 quarter full of sparkler powder, and top it up with tobacco
Offer it to someone (whom you don't want to be friends with anymore) and watch the fireworks.... -
and die faster
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Another alternative:
>> remove enough tobacco to slide a small slim firecracker inside, and to up with tobacco
This one will be explosive - it'll blow your friendship away I bet...he'll light up, take a nice long drag, then a sudden hissing sound and KAPOW!
..ciggy paper, tobacco, will be all over the smoker, his hair will be messy, his face will be red from the blast, and the butt of the ciggy may and may not still be on his lips... but prepare to run really fast...
.. that's if you are good at running and laughing at the same time.. quite difficult you know,, I've tried...
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FI, I didn't know you smoke one. Which kind your favourite?Originally posted by FireIce:we smokers dun mind sharing one
today u take mine, another day i take urs -
Why u nvr ask what's my favourite?Originally posted by pwnz0r:FI, I didn't know you smoke one. Which kind your favourite? -
*me pat pat rock star on the shoulder*Originally posted by Rock^Star:Why u nvr ask what's my favourite?
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Originally posted by ShutterBug:Another alternative:
>> remove enough tobacco to slide a small slim firecracker inside, and to up with tobacco
This one will be explosive - it'll blow your friendship away I bet...he'll light up, take a nice long drag, then a sudden hissing sound and KAPOW!
..ciggy paper, tobacco, will be all over the smoker, his hair will be messy, his face will be red from the blast, and the butt of the ciggy may and may not still be on his lips... but prepare to run really fast... -
ahh...wat's ur favorite?Originally posted by Rock^Star:Why u nvr ask what's my favourite? -
no leh, i oni wan pwnzor to ask.Originally posted by kaobeikaobu:ahh...wat's ur favorite?
Just wondering why he oni ask FI - ^thinks very the hard^ -
Vanilla flavoured sheesha and weed.Originally posted by pwnz0r:FI, I didn't know you smoke one. Which kind your favourite?
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Because its FI mah.. I wonder what short, fat and ugly girls like to smoke.Originally posted by Rock^Star:no leh, i oni wan pwnzor to ask.
Just wondering why he oni ask FI - ^thinks very the hard^
PS: Sorry.. Not girl, should be auntie -
lol u believe she short fat n ugly meh,only auntie i believe.Originally posted by pwnz0r:Because its FI mah.. I wonder what short, fat and ugly girls like to smoke.
PS: Sorry.. Not girl, should be auntie -
so for nobody ask me including my friends
but they ask my answer is
sorry please go and buy yourself