Boy caught naked in Public, Charged with poss of weapons
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Little boy caught romping around in public naked
http://sblawg.hopto.org/Article567.html
Charged for possession of illegal weapons as well
Fort Canning Park - A little boy, aged between 2 to 4 years old, was arrested by police for indecent exposure and possession of an illegal weapon.
Confiscated from the boy were a bow and about 32 heart-shaped arrows.
When asked why he was running around the park clad only in diapers and a pair of small feather wings tied to his back, the little boy would only reply rather arrogantly that he was "spreading his love". He also commented that he was a Greek god sent down from the heavens to bring peace and joy to this world and will the police please let him go.
The lawyer representing the unidentified boy commented by saying, "Clearly this boy has undergone a disturbed infancy with errant thoughts of Christmas in his mind. Seeing himself as an 'avenger of love', he left his home with his toy bow and arrows, got lost, and out of boredom, started shooting couples making out at the park. Totally harmless fun from a poor boy who lost his way home."
Unfortunately, the so-called "totally harmless fun" put 3 people in the hospital; 1 had his eye put out by an arrow, another woman had one of the offending projectiles shot into her behind, and one 24-year-old man is currently in ICU after going into a coma tripping over the little boy while he was making his getaway and hitting his head on the corner of a park bench.
The child could also be held responsible for 5,784 single parents and 356 unsuccessful marriages. His trial will be heard next month.
What is the world coming to when little boys are being arrested by the police?
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What the fuck. 2 and 4 yrs old. I'm also running around in my diapers and worse sometimes naked too. What is wrong with the police?
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Good one
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If my little 4 year old nephew can say the words "spreading my love", I will be very happy.
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Is there a better and more credible story?
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Originally posted by Rock^Star:
Precisely. There's isn't any for ages I think.
[b]Is there a better and more credible story? [/b] -
So....moral of the story is we have high divorce rates in SG?Originally posted by photo_seeker:Precisely. There's isn't any for ages I think. -
oh another cupid gone
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Got break record or not? Singapore's youngest criminal..
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A clumsy cupid lah.
not so skilled in shooting arrows. -
wad kind of news is this....
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the last of the mohicons maybe??
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dude... this has got to be kidding man... possesion of illegal weapon ...? aarow huh.... lol
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cute.
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A fake
A little boy 2 to 24 yo?
How can some one not differeniate 2-24yo?
Crap shyt -
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Sounds fake leh. -
you dont espect cupid to be a robin hood do you?Originally posted by browniebaobao:A clumsy cupid lah.
not so skilled in shooting arrows. -
I doubt a kid is skillfull enough to shoot arrows properly.
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so fake........like he got the strength to shoot so hard
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It's a piece of humour lah n00bs.
Good stuff. -
I don't believe some of you actually thought its a legit story
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No wonder the govt wants to control the electronic media....some forumners are so gullible and lacking in common sense..Originally posted by Ponders:I don't believe some of you actually thought its a legit story -
which bodoh actually believe in this story?
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The child could also be held responsible for 5,784 single parents and 356 unsuccessful marriages. His trial will be heard next month.
what f*** is this ????