One day a ah beng start to brag with his ah beng fren i know what is the capital of all the country in the world....
so his fren say issit? So what is the capital of Malaysia? The ah beng reply: "M"
2nd joke
One day ah beng drive his motor bike driving his ah beng fren then suddenly he stop at a junction when the light is green.... So everyone behind him was honking him..... until the light turns red then he turn left... so his fren is curious and ask him why he does that... he replied he say the sign :" Turn Left when red". (Those type you see on some of the secluded roads in SG...
Joke Number 3:
One day ah beng bring his gf ah lian for a bang bang in the hotel... so ah beng was very confident that night showed her all the style of bang bang except for doggy style!!! Ah lian who usually does that with ah beng was a bit curious so after the entire session she ask him.... why you never did doggy this time with me? Ah beng replied:" coz there is a sign outside said, dogs not allowed in hotel room."
Do you have anymore jokes please share... let everyone had a luff... I know mine abit cold but I try to find more...