Weird things happen in your office?
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anything to share?
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It was a blustery Monday morning at the Purple House. I, the newly installed Pressi-dant of Timbucktoo eased back in my billion-dollar armchair with a satisfied smile, gazing at my latest handiwork comprising of 50 toothpicks formed into the shape of a pyramid.
Suddenly, my sex-cartary, Miss Lolita, burst into my office spluttering something about a stick. Annoyed, I slapped her in the face and demanded to know what in the hells she was doing outside. There was a huge BUHMP, and I saw, omg the most MACABRE THING IN THE HISTORY OF THE OFFICE, A GIANT PENIS SAUNTERING UP TO ME ON 2 PENIS-LIKE EXTENSIONS FROM ITS BODY! AHHHHHHH! THAT WAS THE MOST WEIRD THANG THAT HAPPENED TO MY OFFICE! miss lolita was screaming, HIT THE DICK HITTHE DICK STICKFICKTICKMICK...ACK and she fell dead from a heart attack. i opened me drawers and grabbed me golden shotgun. with 2 swift shots of the seven sacred silver bullets i felled the evil behemoth, spawn of hell!
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Originally posted by praetor81:It was a blustery Monday morning at the Purple House. I, the newly installed Pressi-dant of Timbucktoo eased back in my billion-dollar armchair with a satisfied smile, gazing at my latest handiwork comprising of 50 toothpicks formed into the shape of a pyramid.
Suddenly, my sex-cartary, Miss Lolita, burst into my office spluttering something about a stick. Annoyed, I slapped her in the face and demanded to know what in the hells she was doing outside. There was a huge BUHMP, and I saw, omg the most MACABRE THING IN THE HISTORY OF THE OFFICE, A GIANT PENIS SAUNTERING UP TO ME ON 2 PENIS-LIKE EXTENSIONS FROM ITS BODY! AHHHHHHH! THAT WAS THE MOST WEIRD THANG THAT HAPPENED TO MY OFFICE! miss lolita was screaming, HIT THE DICK HITTHE DICK STICKFICKTICKMICK...ACK and she fell dead from a heart attack. i opened me drawers and grabbed me golden shotgun. with 2 swift shots of the seven sacred silver bullets i felled the evil behemoth, spawn of hell!
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really?Originally posted by praetor81:It was a blustery Monday morning at the Purple House. I, the newly installed Pressi-dant of Timbucktoo eased back in my billion-dollar armchair with a satisfied smile, gazing at my latest handiwork comprising of 50 toothpicks formed into the shape of a pyramid.
Suddenly, my sex-cartary, Miss Lolita, burst into my office spluttering something about a stick. Annoyed, I slapped her in the face and demanded to know what in the hells she was doing outside. There was a huge BUHMP, and I saw, omg the most MACABRE THING IN THE HISTORY OF THE OFFICE, A GIANT PENIS SAUNTERING UP TO ME ON 2 PENIS-LIKE EXTENSIONS FROM ITS BODY! AHHHHHHH! THAT WAS THE MOST WEIRD THANG THAT HAPPENED TO MY OFFICE! miss lolita was screaming, HIT THE DICK HITTHE DICK STICKFICKTICKMICK...ACK and she fell dead from a heart attack. i opened me drawers and grabbed me golden shotgun. with 2 swift shots of the seven sacred silver bullets i felled the evil behemoth, spawn of hell!
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weird as in supernatural... -
every morning can smell coffee where there is only 1 person in the office consider or not.....
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mmm....nothing weird....
Meat Pao.
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I photocopy machine suddenly print our my face when the switch is off.
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the coffee filter wasnt clean by monday
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Shouldn't this be in Bar?Originally posted by praetor81:It was a blustery Monday morning at the Purple House. I, the newly installed Pressi-dant of Timbucktoo eased back in my billion-dollar armchair with a satisfied smile, gazing at my latest handiwork comprising of 50 toothpicks formed into the shape of a pyramid.
Suddenly, my sex-cartary, Miss Lolita, burst into my office spluttering something about a stick. Annoyed, I slapped her in the face and demanded to know what in the hells she was doing outside. There was a huge BUHMP, and I saw, omg the most MACABRE THING IN THE HISTORY OF THE OFFICE, A GIANT PENIS SAUNTERING UP TO ME ON 2 PENIS-LIKE EXTENSIONS FROM ITS BODY! AHHHHHHH! THAT WAS THE MOST WEIRD THANG THAT HAPPENED TO MY OFFICE! miss lolita was screaming, HIT THE DICK HITTHE DICK STICKFICKTICKMICK...ACK and she fell dead from a heart attack. i opened me drawers and grabbed me golden shotgun. with 2 swift shots of the seven sacred silver bullets i felled the evil behemoth, spawn of hell!
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Nothing weird in my office
Stayed back late etc no weird feeling or anything
Nothing strange happening except maybe my boss calling up and tell us all to take a break tomorrow.
Maybe it is the big Zhong Kwei painting hanging in my office. -
air con drip water, den ish got peepur take n drink
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Claps!Originally posted by praetor81:It was a blustery Monday morning at the Purple House. I, the newly installed Pressi-dant of Timbucktoo eased back in my billion-dollar armchair with a satisfied smile, gazing at my latest handiwork comprising of 50 toothpicks formed into the shape of a pyramid.
Suddenly, my sex-cartary, Miss Lolita, burst into my office spluttering something about a stick. Annoyed, I slapped her in the face and demanded to know what in the hells she was doing outside. There was a huge BUHMP, and I saw, omg the most MACABRE THING IN THE HISTORY OF THE OFFICE, A GIANT PENIS SAUNTERING UP TO ME ON 2 PENIS-LIKE EXTENSIONS FROM ITS BODY! AHHHHHHH! THAT WAS THE MOST WEIRD THANG THAT HAPPENED TO MY OFFICE! miss lolita was screaming, HIT THE DICK HITTHE DICK STICKFICKTICKMICK...ACK and she fell dead from a heart attack. i opened me drawers and grabbed me golden shotgun. with 2 swift shots of the seven sacred silver bullets i felled the evil behemoth, spawn of hell!
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Originally posted by Stooky:air con drip water, den ish got peepur take n drink
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now that will be scaryOriginally posted by Darkness_hacker99:I photocopy machine suddenly print our my face when the switch is off.
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Originally posted by aiglosicicle:now that will be scary
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got one girl bend down take thing while wearing low cut
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Meat Pao.Originally posted by Meat Pao:mmm....nothing weird....
Meat Pao.
Office Employee.
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Sure its not the other way around?Originally posted by praetor81:with 2 swift shots of the seven sacred silver bullets i felled the evil behemoth, spawn of hell!
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Originally posted by sango(POH):got one girl bend down take thing while wearing low cut