(awkward use of language)
In a Paris hotel elevator: “Please leave your values at the front desk before going up to your room.”
In an hotel room in Moscow: “The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.”
In a Rome Laundry: “Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.”
At a Majorcan shop entrance: “English well speaking. Here speeching American.”
In a Chinese restaurant in New York: "Customers: If you think our waiters are rude you should see our manager."
