Is Dog better than wife?

• JackSparrow

  2 Dec 06, 12:47

  Dog cannot talk,. Wll not talk aback to u. Wife does.
  
  Dog never ask money. Wife does
  
  Dog will not disobey u watever command u give it. Wife does.
  
  Dog doesnt makes friends with strangers and let them into yr house. Wife does.
  
  
• Patrik

  2 Dec 06, 12:48

  I prefer cats.
  
• dragg

  2 Dec 06, 12:49

  not unless you plan to f it.
  
  
• Fatum

  2 Dec 06, 12:50

  do you bonk your dog ? ...
• GHoST_18

  2 Dec 06, 12:50

  wtf...
  
  comparing wives to dogs....?
  
  
• Skibi

  2 Dec 06, 12:56

  Originally posted by Patrik:

  I prefer cats.
  

  Ya cat can listen to simple command and easier to take care than dogs. Dogs more notti...dun give it attention will bite your shoes.
• d3sT1nY

  2 Dec 06, 13:00

  Originally posted by JackSparrow:

  Dog cannot talk,. Wll not talk aback to u. Wife does.
  
  Dog never ask money. Wife does
  
  Dog will not disobey u watever command u give it. Wife does.
  
  Dog doesnt makes friends with strangers and let them into yr house. Wife does.

  Dogs cannot talk.. Will not talk back to you.. But husbands do..
  
  Dogs will never ask for money.. But without husbands.. Where do the wives' money comes from..
  
  Dogs will not disobey you whatever command you give.. But husbands do..
  
  Dogs dont make friends with strangers and let them into your house.. Husbands do..
  
  So are dogs better than husbands..?
  
  What the hell another banzie and hogg opening threads to flaunt the stupidity of humans.. Kns.. Can stop throwing our face..?
• mhcampboy

  2 Dec 06, 13:03

  Originally posted by JackSparrow:

  Dog cannot talk,. Wll not talk aback to u. Wife does.
  
  Dog never ask money. Wife does
  
  Dog will not disobey u watever command u give it. Wife does.
  
  Dog doesnt makes friends with strangers and let them into yr house. Wife does.
  
  

  Dogs will keep yelping and barking every now and then.
  
  Dogs still need to be maintained. Grooming, food, medical etc. Wives still can go work earn money.
  
  Dogs will disobey if not given any treat. You are stupid enough to give it a treat then dog will listen.
  
  Dogs will make friends with other animals and all the animals will flock to your house.
• Fatum

  2 Dec 06, 13:10

  
  but the doggie will probably be more faithful and loyal to you than any wifeys though ...
• JackSparrow

  2 Dec 06, 13:13

  dog is better...
• skid

  2 Dec 06, 13:20

  until a dog can cook, clean, and perform the other duties that a wife is SUPPOSED to do, a wife is better.
• sermodabian

  2 Dec 06, 14:02

  Go marry a dog then.
• Space1999

  2 Dec 06, 14:05

  Originally posted by JackSparrow:

  Dog cannot talk,. Wll not talk aback to u. Wife does.
  
  Dog never ask money. Wife does
  
  Dog will not disobey u watever command u give it. Wife does.
  
  Dog doesnt makes friends with strangers and let them into yr house. Wife does.
  
  

  dude, you got serious problem to compare a woman with a dog, are you into bestiality?
• de_middle

  2 Dec 06, 14:22

  Originally posted by Fatum:

  do you bonk your dog ? ...

  TS didnt take this point into consideration
• M©+square

  2 Dec 06, 14:25

  Originally posted by de_middle:

  TS didnt take this point into consideration

  TS may prefer geylang!
• digicharat

  2 Dec 06, 20:25

  my dog thinks it is the owner of the house.
  everything also want to kapo. and also if i make him angry, he will bark at me and want to bite me.
  just this afternoon, i took away his toy he bite my hand...
  knn...
• Jerina

  2 Dec 06, 20:38

  Originally posted by skid:

  until a dog can cook, clean, and perform the other duties that a wife is SUPPOSED to do, a wife is better.

  All the above duties are not a wife's duties but a maid's.
• viewquek

  2 Dec 06, 20:40

  Originally posted by JackSparrow:

  Dog cannot talk,. Wll not talk aback to u. Wife does.
  
  Dog never ask money. Wife does
  
  Dog will not disobey u watever command u give it. Wife does.
  
  Dog doesnt makes friends with strangers and let them into yr house. Wife does.
  
  

  Dog cannot talk but will bark.
  
  Dog never ask for money but ask for food.
  
  Dog will not disobey u but might not listen to u.
  
  Dog doesnt make friends with strangers and let them in but will bring
  bitches in.
  
  Dog wont make love to U but wife do.
  
  
  
  
• Darkness_hacker99

  2 Dec 06, 21:08

  Originally posted by Fatum:

  but the doggie will probably be more faithful and loyal to you than any wifeys though ...

  agree
• Vindictiv3

  3 Dec 06, 00:18

  Originally posted by skid:

  until a dog can cook, clean, and perform the other duties that a wife is SUPPOSED to do, a wife is better.

  no offence..im not like erm supporting dogs here..
  but..
  are most wifes..nowadays.. even performing those tasks? cook?clean?
  
• charlemagne

  3 Dec 06, 00:37

  No comments.
• buses_galore

  3 Dec 06, 01:24

  Depends on what kind of wife you get...But sometimes a dog is so much better...
• kawasaki2

  3 Dec 06, 01:26

  Originally posted by Patrik:

  I prefer cats.
  

  Speaking of cats, here's one for you:
  
• mayday80

  3 Dec 06, 04:50

  Originally posted by JackSparrow:

  Dog cannot talk,. Wll not talk aback to u. Wife does.
  
  Dog never ask money. Wife does
  
  Dog will not disobey u watever command u give it. Wife does.
  
  Dog doesnt makes friends with strangers and let them into yr house. Wife does.
  
  

  WTH? you're not thinking beastality right... that's very very jialat.... very very jialat
• 022615

  3 Dec 06, 09:36

  Originally posted by JackSparrow:
  [b]Dog cannot talk,. Wll not talk aback to u. Wife does.
  
  Dog never ask money. Wife does
  
  Dog will not disobey u watever command u give it. Wife does.
  
  Dog doesnt makes friends with strangers and let them into yr house. Wife does.
  

  A well written article, very rare.
  
  There's more to this, in http://paranormal.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=223159