WHY SANTA WONÂ’T BE VISITING SINGAPORE THIS YEAR
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Why Singapore is no go for ho, ho, ho this year...
1. Haze too thick even for Rudolph.
2. Reindeer injured last year when landing on the Esplanade.
3. So this year, Changi Airport is making him land his sleigh at the Budget Terminal.
4. Mrs Claus fed up that last year, he allowed a suspiciously large number of SPGs to sit on his lap.
5. Gets annoyed by everyone addressing him as “Pooi Eh” all the time.
6. Got some letter from a little girl here telling him to “get out of my elite, uncaring face.”
7. CanÂ’t compete with Vivo City.
8. Judging by the Swarovski crystal Christmas tree on Orchard Road, you Singaporeans can afford to buy your own bleddy presents!
9. Had bad food poisoning last year after eating mee siam with hum.
10. Afraid his sleigh will be shot down by super kan cheong air force.
11. Some other people here have already taken over his business of knowing when you are sleeping and knowing when youÂ’re awake.
12. Ministry of Health says his obesity sets a very bad example for the nation.
13. Heard he has to pay 7% GST on the goods heÂ’s distributing in the country.
14. PM’s wife has complained about his trademark “ho ho ho” laugh.
15. DoesnÂ’t want to pay ERP charges when his sleigh comes in
16. Heard that he and his elves coming into Singapore might kena charged with illegal assembly under proposed Penal Code changes.
17. Annoyed that Temasek is trying to get a controlling stake in the North Pole.
18. Too busy in Malaysia trying to have Mrs. Claus blown up with a hand grenade.
http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=2133
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santa is in his 40s.
he was retrenched last month.
they didnt even pay him any compensation.
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Hiaz,no free presents this year
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Originally posted by Hydro:Why Singapore is no go for ho, ho, ho this year...
13. Heard he has to pay 7% GST on the goods heÂ’s distributing in the country. -
hope this thread can make it to sunday straits times' webthreads
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is quite true as in, there might not be anymore foregin talent coming into singapore due to high living cost.
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WAHAHAHA! URs most funny!Originally posted by dragg:santa is in his 40s.
he was retrenched last month.
they didnt even pay him any compensation. -
As you can see, the animals pulling his sleidge is old, and everyear for the past century, he use the same animal, then it got endangered.
LAst year, he switched to petrol powered sledge, but he said:
wa lao eh, price of petrol so expensive, must pay for engine servicing, whar, somemore i give free thing, where got such good deal one.
HOW COME SANTA SAYS HO HO HO:
he was a hokkien lang, when all the chewren asked him for present, he keep saying: ho, ho, ho, which means 'hao' or okay in EL, so everytime he come, he knew ppl would ask him for present, so he keep ho, ho, ho.... -
interesting
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I use my head to bet no ...Originally posted by Dead_Man_Inc:hope this thread can make it to sunday straits times' webthreads -
poor santa...
he also scared to come singapore.. -
lol...damn funny...
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Nice thread!
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True.
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not funny
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Just mail the presents!
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Yes, we can see you laughing.Originally posted by bboy18:not funny -
Like always.
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too sinned liao how to hv present?
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my jokes more funny
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Too little and too late.Originally posted by bboy18:my jokes more funny -
nice try
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Funny tread, give me a good laugh this morning.
Thank U -
X10.