Recipe to lower your blood/elitism level

• Misogynist

  9 Dec 06, 22:35

  i) 1 lower salaried Dad or if you can't get one you can try the following alternatives:
  
  - Dysfunctional family
  - Terminally ill dad or mum
  - Drug addicted mum or dad
  - Alcoholic mum or dad
  - Abusive mum or dad
  - Sick sibling (Family must be poor to use this ingredient)
  
  ii) Juggle school work and a part time job to help ease the burden on your family
  
  The above two are a must have otherwise you will suffer from elitsitis.
  
  Otherwise, you can try this too:
  
  I'm assuming if you have the first ingredient, you will in most probability end up in a non-elite school.
  
  So, with the fact that you're in a non-elite school (neighbourhood school, politically correct known as government aided schools). You will have your non-elite peers(ah bengs and ah lians, though I haven't seen this species for a long time) to hang out with influencing you, taunting you, tempting you. You get the point.
  
  As you spiral down the cracks, you look for ways to ease your problems. And your main issue is your problem with your family finances, you start to look for ways to survive tax increases(oops.. too young to be taxed), I mean to get by daily.
  
  So, either you get out of their elite uncaring face, jump onto the very efficient MRT tracks or rise above all this. You're gonna end up the same way as your folks did or maybe get to the middle class.
  
  This is a personal thought. I didn't include rising to the ranks of the elites because it seems that the days for poor, uneducated peasants from their ancestral hometowns rising to become philantropist and tycoons are like what, 40, 50 years ago? The spirit of entrepreneurship? Welcome to meritocracy.
  
  **The writer is from a neighbourhood school who's now in a screwed up technological university (But that's a story for another day).
• Agenda

  9 Dec 06, 22:37

  I'm entertained
• Ito_^

  9 Dec 06, 22:38

  kewl. i qualify.
• Misogynist

  9 Dec 06, 22:40

  are the elites reading this.. or are they plotting to flame me soon? I can't win an arguement without using elite swear words.. I can only use hokkien to win an argument...
• the Bear

  9 Dec 06, 22:42

  who say too young to be taxed?
  
  what's GST? chopped liver?
  
  
• Misogynist

  9 Dec 06, 22:46

  Yea.. sorry abt that.. what am i thinking? The elites don't care about the peasants when they conduct tax-nocide... Sob.. I'm gonna die..
  
  Anyway.. even before I step out to work.. I'm already in debt, thanks to the wonderful Uni fees.. another insidious plot by the elites.. DAMNIT!
• Oriakan

  9 Dec 06, 22:49

  Boo hoo hoo us commoners always getting trampled upon by the "elites".
  
  Boo hoo hoo we are gonna whine forever why the elites always will lord over us.
  
  Those who are not willing to take what life has to offer by either force or will, deserve to be oppressed.
• the Bear

  9 Dec 06, 22:53

  they'll tell you to stop crying and get out of their uncaring elite face
• CyNdI)4.eVa

  10 Dec 06, 10:55

  u must put disclaimer: "sorry to have cause any hurt to elites." otherwise they call in their army of lawyers to sue ur as5.
• Misogynist

  10 Dec 06, 13:33

  Well.. I don't need to be sorry for what I said.. Haha..
  
  Oh wait.. I don't have an MP dad to cover my behind..
  
  Disclaimer: The author would like to apologize for causing any kind of distress intentional or otherwise to the elites.