I got stalked by this gay dude at Orchard Road yesterday

• RETARDED_MORON

  12 Dec 06, 23:45

  First of all, let me clarify that I am completely straight, and I masturbate to women for sexual gratification.
  
  Here is what happened yesterday: I was shopping at Wisma Atria at a clothes store when I found a piece of cool t-shirt. I proceeded to try it on in the fitting room, taking my own sweet time while admiring my awesome physique (admit it; girls are much more guilty of this). Anyway when I wasn't done yet, someone pulled apart the curtain (albeit slightly) and peered into the fitting room. "Hold on, I'm in here," I told whoever who was standing at the door.
  
  I quickly finished my business and stepped out to see a rather decent-looking man standing at the door, flashing me a somewhat polite smile. I then bought the shirt and went to the washroom to take a leak.
  
  Back in the washroom, I saw the exact same man again, washing his hands at the sink. I just went ahead and let loose at the urinal while he meticulously soaped his hands and fixed his hair. I did likewise after I was done, and I realised that he was taking an unusually long time to "freshen up" but I did not bother much anyway. Here is what started to bother me: he left right after I finished with my hair.
  
  I tried to assure myself that he just *happened* to take the same route as me, but when I saw him again at Takashimaya, the truth was inescapable -- he was bloody stalking me all around Orchard Road. I was in a mild panic; I had to react fast to lose him. I promptly stepped out of Takashimaya towards Cineleisure, with him trailing me less than 2 metres.
  
  Then all of a sudden, he came close and spoke.
  
  Idiot: Hi. Can I know your nationality?
  Me: *stunned* I'm Malaysian.
  Idiot: Oh. 'Cos I thought you looked like my friend.
  Me: (thinking) Yeah right. You just wanted to chat me up, that's all.
  *slight pause*
  Idiot: You look really handsome.
  Me: Yeah, okay.
  Idiot: Really.
  Me: ...
  
  I quickly walked away and kept my distance. That encounter alone was enough to tell me that I was dealing with some messed up deranged asshole. I made my way to Cathay Cineleisure but he just kept tracking me, so I had to go all the way up to the sixth floor, then take the elevator down. And throughout the journey up he kept waving and smiling to me whenever I made eye contact with him. Talk about hell. Thankfully I lost him thereafter; I hailed a cab just to be on the safe side. Never could be too sure.
  
  Seriously, now I understand how it feels when girls are being stalked by unknown persons who just creep up behind you sending the wrong signals.
• missqi

  12 Dec 06, 23:49

  
  u look fugly.
  what handsome.
  
• dark_snowboy

  12 Dec 06, 23:50

  grats
• Y_Shun

  12 Dec 06, 23:52

  LOL wtf, this is so scary!
• mr_sotong

  12 Dec 06, 23:52

  good for u..
• ifish

  12 Dec 06, 23:52

  that was me jut wanna tell u your pants unzip but u walk away
• NewAge

  12 Dec 06, 23:54

  the guy is just as retarded as u cant differentiate sexes or u look like a gal
• Marco_Simone

  12 Dec 06, 23:54

  i was at cineleisure today also,never jio me bash up the gay?
  
  haha,i dislike gays too.
• SexyChin

  12 Dec 06, 23:55

  Why don't you just take advantage of that man?
  
  Free food, drinks and clothes.
• vertmonyet

  12 Dec 06, 23:55

  gay people nowadays.
  my teacher's friend was at this meeting thingy.let's call him A.then all have break,tea etc.
  then a man came up to him and shook his hands wanting a lil' chat.
  the man used his finger and rubbed it on A's palm,at the same time shaking A's hand.
  
  by that time,A knew straight away the man was gay.
  w/out hesitation,A just walked away.thankfully the man did not stalk A.
• stevenliew

  12 Dec 06, 23:57

  nvm la......you are jus a RETARDED MORON
  
• MyPillowTalks

  12 Dec 06, 23:58

  idiot: u looked like my fren
  retarded_moron: u!!!! u owe me $100 bucks haven return, u believe i will kill u or not?
• digicharat

  13 Dec 06, 00:08

  Originally posted by RETARDED_MORON:

  Seriously, now I understand how it feels when girls are being stalked by unknown persons who just creep up behind you sending the wrong signals.

  you only feel creepy because you are a guy, and a gay is stalking you.
  i bet my my future sons that if its a chio bu with tua neh neh, you will say otherwise.
• RETARDED_MORON

  13 Dec 06, 00:09

  Originally posted by digicharat:

  you only feel creepy because you are a guy, and a gay is stalking you.
  i bet my my future sons that if its a chio bu with tua neh neh, you will say otherwise.

  Absolutely correct.
• TYING

  13 Dec 06, 00:16

  All i know is tt ur bloody long winded. Its always a long story whenever u start a thread.
• Stooky

  13 Dec 06, 00:25

  
• manyu882

  13 Dec 06, 00:27

  wah, that gay dont deserve a f$%^ u. lol
• VivId CrItiQuE

  13 Dec 06, 00:29

  lol.. y hate gays.. they leave the gals for us.. but i empathise wif ur unfortunate incident.. wahahahahaha..
• vertmonyet

  13 Dec 06, 00:31

  Originally posted by VivId CrItiQuE:

  lol.. y hate gays.. they leave the gals for us.. but i empathise wif ur unfortunate incident.. wahahahahaha..

  a vivid critique to girls.
• R3SsH|n

  13 Dec 06, 00:32

  Originally posted by RETARDED_MORON:

  I proceeded to try it on in the fitting room, taking my own sweet time while admiring my awesome physique (admit it; girls are much more guilty of this).
  

  
  
  so you must either be a girl or your are gay!
• charlemagne

  13 Dec 06, 00:32

  Too bad.
• praetor81

  13 Dec 06, 01:03

  lol are you that good looking? tom cruise quality ahh??
• Cool-gal

  13 Dec 06, 01:06

  Originally posted by missqi:

  
  u look fugly.
  what handsome.
  

  serious??
  u saw him b4??
  
  
• praetor81

  13 Dec 06, 01:12

  thats nothing dude...last time i saw jessica alba stalking me and when she approached me she said "hi, i think you look like brad pitt. can i invite you for tea?" budden hor, i already dating tat jessica simpson so i say no ty. sighh
• R3SsH|n

  13 Dec 06, 01:20

  you guys haven seen deportivo's famous thread have you?
  you will laugh till you sh!t in your pants man...